What the hell happened to Mike Tyson? I hate to use the word, but I dare say he sounds almost… sane. At least as sane as any face-tattooed, wife beating, ear biting, morally bankrupt, blood thirsty psychotic has ever sounded. Love Mike or hate him, he’s never been boring. But I might have to put my life’s dream on hold. The one where I produce a Mike Tyson reality show. (Working title: “That’s So Tyson!”) Because I’m not sure America is ready for a steady diet of “normal” Iron Mike. Mikey Tyson. Unless he does a complete turnaround back to ’90s Mike, all we can do is watch my all time favorite video clip and dream of what once was when we were kings.  Roofless and impetuous.