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Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
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I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
I figured I’d post this in the spirit of the Olympics and the United States just dominating the shit out of people. I mean if this doesn’t make you want to go out and strangle a pussy foreigner than I don’t know what will! USA! USA! USA!
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Awesome. I want to shoot someone.
Best speech ever…lets invade another country
get your fucking weapons, some food, some water and start walking toward the fucking river! I guarantee you’ll get into a gun fight and I guarantee you’ll fuck some people up….that’s the hot shit right there
that was fuckinga awesome, and that’s why nobody can fuck with us
Can we at least get them all matching uniforms? Jesus Christ. It’s hard to take them seriously when they look like a collection of blue used parts. I’m sure that EP easily has at least 2,500 BSS caps and Ball-Don’t-Lie shirts laying around that he could donate.
thats some grade A shit right there. these mofo’s gotta back up our boys over there
love it
Wonder how many fucking times a day he has to give that rant….
That was awesome, I want to shoot a foreigner asap!
Great stuff! No wonder the world hates us!
Those 40 or 50 guys just signed-up for next month’s suicide mission. Good move Jar-head, good move.
10 out of 10 fights, that guy wins.
ahh 5MM was he supposed to hug them and massage their shoulders? this is war my friend…not some faggy liberal love in
I think he summed it up with
Im’ going to FUCKING help someone, who can’t FUCKING help themselves
Believe me Iraqis want the US there.
Also- this is easily top 3 comments of all time.
Teabags said: { Feb 22, 2010 – 02:02:33 }
Can we at least get them all matching uniforms? Jesus Christ. It’s hard to take them seriously when they look like a collection of blue used parts. I’m sure that EP easily has at least 2,500 BSS caps and Ball-Don’t-Lie shirts laying around that he could donate.
im NOT going to help someone
Im still tarded
5MM- they are army, not marines, but I agree with you (I’m in the Marines) that is not the way to deal with the situation.
The biggest mistake he made was letting someone record it so that he could get in trouble. If you’re going to say stuff like this then don’t let someone record it. Its like Tiger leaving messages, just not a good idea because someone will find it.
Pure bad ass. “You don’t need trucks, WALK!” . Well said sir, well said.
Lt dan- completly right on, fucking badasss
That was fucking badazz! I’m jacked and pumped!
Teabags comment on the hats – almost lost my lunch laughing at that gem
Bobby Knight like speech…just unreal good. If that doesn’t fire you up to get on the USA train – you are a ballless pussy like the Sgt says
That Sgt needs to be running our whole military show
I’ve dealth with these IP first hand and this is just refreshing to see. The majority of the IP’s are lazy, complacent, two-timing liars, and it’s fucking sickening that we are forced to waste our fellow soldier’s time and in some cases, their lives.
love it. absofuckinglutely love it.
that guy can coach my kid any day of the week.
hell he can come on over and fuck my wife.
U-S-A! U-S-A!
Being this badass dude does get the dick sucked, right?
stole that speach word for fucking word from Miracle
I may bein the minority here but that speech sucked. It did nothing to motivate them. It just embarassed them and probably pissed them off more at the Americans. What an idiot and i hope he does get in trouble. This guy is supposed to be a leader? He sounded like a jackass.
America, FUCK YEAH!
“Quit makin’ excuses!…Until you man up, you shut the fuck up!”
Love it!