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Miltons Pimp My Look
The end of the semester is sneaking up on everyone so all you seniors need to start considering what you’re going to where to your job interviews. Enter yourself in Miltons so you don’t end up like this 25 year old idiot.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Reader Email
Pres,
This isn’t your typical Pimp My Look request. I know you’re used to college bros sending in the drunkest pictures of their hardo friend who wears old jerseys and passes out at parties. Big deal that’s every fucking broke college kid. My buddy James needs your help for real. He’s in his mid 20s now and all his friends have real jobs. He finally scored a big boy interview for what could amount to his dream job and needs new clothes. And not the cool horror nut either (look at those fucking tatoos). If there was an interview for a psychopathic bozo, he’d be at the top of the list, but as you can see he has nothing, no real clothes at all. I even tried to loan him some of my dress shit but he’s built like a homeless man ‘s Galifianakis. Nothing a good MIlton’s tailor couldn’t fix. So please, help my boy out. Cause unless this interview is for Saw 15, he’s fucked.
Thanks,
Nick
Today’s Contestant
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Someone please repost this email in English.
“what you’re going to where to your job interview.” Seriously??
Some commenter nailed it last week, as soon as I see the headline for Pimp my Look I get preemptively pissed at the douche that is about to follow. Pres you’re doing Milton’s a disservice, it’s like word association. Miltons = asshole.
Hey James, maybe instead of getting the most ridiculous tattoos known to man, use the cash
for some new threads.
It ain’t rocket science ya fuckin plug
This guy reminds me of Chainsaw from Summer School.
Awesome summer school reference Kay. Bravo.
I’m pretty sure this dude is gaystoolie.
say what you want but that TMNT sweatshirt in 2nd to last pic is fire
I wonder how many times Tom Savini has had to take a picture with some douche’s shitty tattoo. I’m thinking thousands.
I’m pretty sure James and Nick have the gay.
And there’s no way Milton’s is gonna fix that.