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Pres, This is our friend James from UNH, or as everyone calls him Venty. Our man can’t dress, we love him but he really needs help. Venty killed a turkey once and now thinks he’s fucking Bear Grylls, and can wear camo whenever he wants. He looks like a 40 year old man and he’s barely 20 years old. He considers dressing up in a red lumberjack flannel or wearing anything labeled “Hingham” as looking nice. Please help us change his look.

-UNH Friends

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