Miltons Pimp My Look
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Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Pres, This is our friend James from UNH, or as everyone calls him Venty. Our man can’t dress, we love him but he really needs help. Venty killed a turkey once and now thinks he’s fucking Bear Grylls, and can wear camo whenever he wants. He looks like a 40 year old man and he’s barely 20 years old. He considers dressing up in a red lumberjack flannel or wearing anything labeled “Hingham” as looking nice. Please help us change his look.
-UNH Friends
(183 votes, average: 8.70 out of 10)
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Is this dude suffering from the same disease as Robin Williams in Jack? Looks older than my dad.
dro man once wore a red lumberjack flannel
Benjamin Button.
0% chance he is 20
100% chance he’s a ‘tard.
Hmmm. Looks old, kind of in a Danny Devito 4′ nothing kinda way. And I’m not voting for him to we get the killing the turkey story.
Fuck this. If he’s from Hingham, he can afford a lot better than Miltons
fuck yeah i did beatstains. “i remember thinking back when i had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.” i stole it off of al borland, total boss move.
i don’t give a fuck what anyone says, the shirt in pic #1 is TIGHT. hawaiian shirts are one of those things that should never go out of style. sadly, the rest of the world disagrees, and i’m left with a closet-full of dusty, moth-eaten hawaiian shirts i bought when they were cool 12 years ago.
Anyone notice him wearing Sperry’s and khakis in the last pic and he’s from Hingham. I doubt the first two are regular outfits. Kid probably does better than Milton’s already
i’m twenty and this mother fucker looks like my uncle