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Dear Pres,

This is my friend Ed, long story short, he’s a disaster. He’s a great guy, just gets the absolute drunkest every time and pukes on chicks. His style is comparable to a tall 7th grader. His outstanding shitheadness has also landed him in the hospital with a hole in his esophagus, caused from drinking so much and puking. It has been a roller coaster couple of weeks for Ed- one week he’s sucking on his first titty and the next he finds out he’s out of commission for a month. Therefore I figured, what better time to get your act together than the 30 days of no drinking. Please All Mighty Pres, help improve my friend, it would benefit us all.
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