Miltons Pimp My Look
Probably our best submission yet. And by that I mean our worst. Everyone is always sending in shots of their buddies in Halloween costumes and shit. That’s not how they really dress. This is Coop in all his normal day to day life, dressed like a homeless 7th grader.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Pres,
Our friend Coop has never talked to a girl in his life, one reason is his clothing. He owns three shirts and two of them are bruins shirts and the other one is Tommy Bahama. If you could help him out, he might actually be able to gain the confidence to talk to some girls, it’s up to you prez. Please help our clueless and lost friend out.Your his last hope!
Thanks,
TJ
(185 votes, average: 6.58 out of 10)
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Notice how he is rated low? Thats because he dresses better than 90% of commenters.
It’s pretty clear that his friends are liars. I mean they sent in evidence of him wearing 4 different shirts. But they write in saying he only owns 3. I call shenanigans.
Start with a gym membership and a new fucking hair cut. Clothes won’t do anything for this animal.
looks like every other faggot walking around boston thinking hes irish. What the fuck else is new?
miltons cant help this kid he should just kill himself.
Hey Coop, here’s some advice…buy a bullet and rent a gun. That, or pay for sex and never tell anyone you went to Merrimack.
-Domley
G’day barber, I’ll have one Moe Howard please.
Our friend Coop has never talked to a girl in his life, one reason is his clothing.
The second reason is he’s a flaming homosexual, who cuts his own hair……….poorly
Hey TJ, I think you want to suck Coop’s dick. Why else would you care about what he wears ?
The last gun in the bullet for coop
Hover Handing the Stanley Cup….Not a good look bro
this kid got to touch the cup what else could you want from life
dtowntheo… not a good look bro