Miltons Pimp My Look
Might be our most worthy contestant yet, apparently the kid has 2 outfits.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Hey Pres, This is my friend Evan aka Slevan from Melrose. You can catch him on most days sporting jeans/jean shorts and a tshirt that was given to him through either a sport team, blood drive or a community service event he attended (which leaves a total of about 4 shirts). He even wore this choice of clothing to meet David Gregory from “Meet the Press”. He could really use some help with style. Please pimp his look for the good of anyone who hangs out with this bum.
Johnny D
(228 votes, average: 7.49 out of 10)
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Don’t think this contest will help with his case of the Down’s.
If he wins this contest will his head grow into the rest of his body?
This guy should win solely based on the fact that he’s the first contestant in weeks to not look like a gigantic tub of shit.
PS- I voted 10. He seems like a nice kid.
finally an email thats not all “he’s blacked out constantly and is always partying!!”
Is his right arm permanently bent?
10! Lets hear it for Slevan!
looks like the lovechild of sloth and luke harongody
Style don’t have a thing to do with it. Dude is clearly poor as shit.
With buddies like Urklel and Jebediah, he probably should have entered “pimp my crew”
Fuck you guys. Two of those pictures are from the same night. And Portnoy you’re a faggot. Go get off on staring at Brady’s kid’s dick Sandusky Jr.
Can we get an updated picture on fat Rosie O’Donnell from last contest in her new clothing from miltons?
I hope they have slacks that can accommodate this cavemans tail.
wow i can’t believe it, a fat guy in th emiltons contest
Wow I didn’t realize that barstool had a bunch of pussies trolling the feed. I’m one of Evan’s friends and I’m pretty sure he owns more than 4 goddamn shirts you fag. Maybe you’re fuckin IQ of a 6 year old impaired your ability to count. iIm sure if I looked through your facebook to find pictures from 3 years ago when you wore the same shirt I could put a pretty convincing profile together that your style needs to be fuckin pimped. Either you have a miniature dick or daddy didn’t pay enough attention to you as kid….that would explain this whole post that screams “give me attention and tell me I’m funny.”
Very ironic post growapair.
if growapair is just some dude trying to reverse troll right now, his comment would be incredible. if not, he’s just a huge hardo. way to stick up for your friend bro i hope he returns the favor with a reach around. for your sake
Internet fucking tough guy. I’d love to see that to my face you cocksucker
why are you complaining about free shit bro?
nice jorts bro