Miltons Pimp My Look
This is the first time I’ve truly been tempted to block the comments. Godspeed, self-proclaimed “Don” of Lynnfield.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Hey Pres, this is my friend Brian who is the self-proclaimed “Don” of Lynnfield. You can usually catch him bumming some grape double diamonds off people or sporting a josh hamilton jersey 4 times a week. But most of the time, he’ll be rocking what he calls his “all red swag” with his way too big red sox fitted and some red nikes or some flannel he got from his mom. For the sake of his impending freshmen year at college, help a brother out.
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McLovin’.
Does anyone actually look at these?
Does he have eyeballs?
Neil?
Is this kid retarded?
Touch of Down’s if i’ve ever seen it.
Marty from Not Another Teen Movie
What’s up with all of these Lynnfield hacks? The fat dude that looked like a chick was also from Lynnfield. I thought Lynnfield had money?
Think he looks good in that last pic. Red hat, red shirt, khaki shorts, red shoes. Fucking chigger.
The next time I actually look at one of these Milton things will be my first
wait does milton give them like a variety of clothes or is it just suits? why the fuck would this kid need a suit for freshman year of college. why not do this shit for kids graduating and about to look for a job
McLovin’s fat half retarded brother?
Hopefully Miltons has a homosexual childrens section ?
The human head weighs 8 pounds.
12 year olds are eligible for the contest?
Sweet cargo shorts, too bad no one’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.
what kind of a chizzler is this?
1 part Corky from Life Goes On…1 part Malcom in the Middle.
does Miltons still view this contest thing as beneficial to their business? guess Sales Guy hasnt gone full retard…yet
what a dildo
Cantgetthestinkout ftw
Miltons? Kid needs Lasik.
instead of giving him clothes, lets just have my 16 yr old cousin beat the stupid out of him. He’ll straighten right up.
lou holtz
Fucking sloppy job above.
Everybody knows it Dave’s nemesis:
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/it-mocks-me-on-americas-got-talent-last-night/
First things first… let’s get his eyes open…
if that’s the fuckin don of lynnfield i’d put that town behind my rearview so fast it’d make your head spin
The kid must be allergic to flashbulbs.
This kid should be electroshocked, not made over
someone needs to tell this kid, “you never go full retard…”