This is the first time I’ve truly been tempted to block the comments. Godspeed, self-proclaimed “Don” of Lynnfield.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Hey Pres, this is my friend Brian who is the self-proclaimed “Don” of Lynnfield. You can usually catch him bumming some grape double diamonds off people or sporting a josh hamilton jersey 4 times a week. But most of the time, he’ll be rocking what he calls his “all red swag” with his way too big red sox fitted and some red nikes or some flannel he got from his mom. For the sake of his impending freshmen year at college, help a brother out.