Miltons Pimp My Look
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Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Hey idiots,
So I have a fucking plethora of style as you will see below. So technically yes, I don’t actually need to be pimped. However, I am graduating next semester and I am going to be a sports reporter (TV) so I would love to get a ton of nice suits on Miltons dime. I will break down the pics for you.
BELOW: Red pants. Douche as fuck, funny as fuck. Boat shoes with socks??? Yep my fucking feet sweat get off my back bro. I was wearing pants you couldn’t even tell I had socks on. Genius and intuitive. Last one. Do I need to describe it really? its fucking swagtastic . GQ esque!
P.S. On the last one I know the tag was still on the GQ pic I had to model it before I was positive i was going to keep them. PPS. is this the douchest thing ever? sending pictures of myself to try and pimp my own look?
(871 votes, average: 1.73 out of 10)
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fuck this kid
0% chance he is on TV. This kid is certifiably ugly. Not just tv ugly.
is that fuckin Colonel Winters from Band of Brothers? …cant be
should be 1-10
“should this plug get his ass whipped”
I miss the fat chick that won a few weeks back. This guy is such a tool he’s not even worth laughing at.
Dude looks like a ventriloquist dummy in the last picture.
kid has different hair cuts in each picture…..meaning this kid just didnt snap a few quick pics to make a joke of himself to hopefully get some new gear he actually had these three pictures sitting around from periods of his life
Or maybe it just looks like he has some dude’s fist up his ass. Can’t really tell either way.
i thought gays only worked on fashion or reality shows
the second picture makes me want to feed him to a pack of direwolves
good detective work @jmal33.
a real man’s man here….he is definitely not a gay
what a fucking dork…i wanna smash his face in
Forget the clothes. Does Milton’s implant chins and cover horse teeth?
Even though he’s ugly and a doucher, looks pretty good considering he has AIDS.
This kid is definitly gay
That’s his nana’s couch behind him. I banged her on it.
bro, you’re a fucked up version of Damian Lewis http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507073/#Actor
I’m guessing he is going to be a High School sports reporter……right?
He needs to be beaten severely
Are you fucking kidding me? Is this all that gets sent in now or something. What a fucking goober
also, way to shove your cock in that dude’s face in the second pic, you unimaginable faggot
Troll article.
no doubt this guy’s ex girlfriend’s new boyfriend found these on her camera and made an example of ichibod crane up there
don’t even try to tell me that’s not John Lackey on the AIDS Diet.
Kid needs a swift kick to the balls
Silas Weir Mitchell anyone? That’s his fucking son right?
why the long face?
feitelberg, is this your brother?
This guy is a retarded version of Dirk Nowitski who is already all sorts of retarded.
You look sharp bro, let them haters hate
Looks like the kid from Waiting – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0197855/ – someone should run him over with a car.
I’m surprised this stickfagala isn’t a writer for barstool sports. I think this queer is Neil’s boyfriend.
I suppose he bleaches his cinnamon ring too huh? What a fuckin Summers Eve Bag!
god, i hope this toolbag is reading these comments…also, i hope he dies a slow painful death
You know how I know he’s gay? Ah fuck it isn’t it obvious?
You know how I know he’s gay? Ah fuck it isn’t it obvious?
There’s a 0% chance this kid doesn’t go to Brighton College
unclekevin got it right, definitely haywire from prison break
what a fag. kid is so poor he has to return the pants after his mandate. how you don’t get male sauce on them.
Yeah…be a sports reporter…if by “be a sports reporter” you mean blowing dudes through holes in the wall at mediocre golf clubs for free drinks and half a months rent then yeah, I can already see the “sports reporter” in him
Nice hairline bro, Pres even has more hair than you.
Pimp his lid. Teeth like he should be building a dam with his flat tailed family. Forget Miltons hook this kid up with Unique Dental Care
Looks like the crazy guy from Prison Break. http://content7.flixster.com/question/43/98/07/4398073_std.jpg
This guy wants to be a sports reporter? What is his favorite sport, tennis? Kid’s a homo
who’s the dick bag that took the photos?
FUck this snobby doucheball homo prickface
Perfect example of a douchebag in dire need of a clawhammer to the face.