Miltons Pimp My Look
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Todays Contestant
Reader Email
Dear Pres,
Before I go in and bash on my friend Peter here, I just want it to be known that the kid is like a brother to me and this is for his own good. Having said that, Peter needs major help and he needs it yesterday. Seriously El Pres the bro is just lost. I think the last time i saw him wear shorts that didn’t have a stretch waste band was summer of 09. Peter is a freshman at Northeastern this year and will most likely be your doctor in a couple years. From his Rick Nash Blue Jackets Tee to rocking a bauer sweatshirt and gym shorts to abbey road! His style is just wacky. The worst part is he thinks his style is on point.
Now I know you can take the kid out of the Jimi Hendrix shirt but you can’t take the Jimi Hendrix shirt out of the kid but we just want the kid to have a shot in life outside the bio lab. Hopefully you can help him out seeing as he is new to the Boston life style.
P.S.- His choice in jeans has created the nickname peter pants because they always seem a tad too short.
P.P.S.- Maybe you could throw in a waxing the kids had back hair since 2nd grade.
Sincerely
SSE
(274 votes, average: 8.81 out of 10)
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your boys name is Peter, and you don’t call him Pete, you call him Peter….. i’m sure SSE loves petes peter.
Peter is going to be performing gastric bypass surgeries in a few years?
Obviously made that Hooter chicks day
Hopefully, he’s gonna study plastic surgery and his first patient should be himself.
SSE and all the other homos out there that send in emails about their “bro” with style issues…. You are a fucking fag and you shouldn’t care what your buddy wears for clothing. Whether it’s gym shorts with concert T’s, or jeans with flip flops, or even tank tops with swim suits, who gives a fuck ? However if your bro is as ugly as Pete or if he’s fat, then you can make a comment and send some pics in for people to tear them apart…
Get rid of this gay contest and start a new one like My Bro is Ugly or My Bro is fat.
Wow he has a big nose than el pres
Bigger
at least this kid appears to be ambitious and he’s not some fat wigger from randoplh who rotates random NBA jerseys all week. a set in the right direction for the pimp my look gig.
This Eli Manning looking mother fucker won’t be helped by a Milton’s suit
*step
PS he’s clearly not leaning on the Eiffel Tower I can see the gap between his hand and it.
Nice Dolce & Gabanna glasses faggot.
A good start would be to trim those fucking urinals he has for teeth.
Haters gonna hate jews gonna jew
Wait…Milton’s does rhinoplasty now?
Balky? From Perfect Stranger?
^^^ Awesome.
Also, that Hooters chick works (worked at? Not sure if ahe still does) Saugus. Hot and once you talk to her, absolutely crazy. Ups the hotness scale to 11.
get him a nose job instead
Looks like a cross between Sidney Crosby, Andrew Luck, and a horse.
@smokee the fact you know the actual name of those shades puts you in this lost cause’s category.
You’re all fags if you care about what he fucking looks like
Nice tits on the Hooters girl…