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Pretty surprised to see this guy get nominated. Nothing says class like a goatee.
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Prez,
Please help this kid. He is absolutely the most disgusting human we’ve ever met. His name is Rob but we all call him Grob because it just suits him better. He wears his Papa Gino’s outfit consecutive days in a row, even to parties. At least its better then his classic get up of sweatpants with no underwear and a raggedy old t-shirt. In reality he actually is a pretty good guy (actually no) and really funny. He’s an aspiring stand up comic but I don’t think anyone other then his friends will find him funny as they will probably be too grossed out with him to give him the time of day. Please give this kid a wardrobe change so we can actually go out in public with him and not be embarrassed.
By elpresidente posted November 2nd, 2012 at 4:00 PM
guy’s got the worst manicured dick target i’ve ever seen
My God, I hate every person ever featured here.
in the first pic he has tits like kfc and pres when they where tight shirts. but kfc and pres look like brad pitt compared to this cave sloth
fuck his stench is coming out of my speakers
Nice rack ya jackoff