Pretty surprised to see this guy get nominated. Nothing says class like a goatee.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Please help this kid. He is absolutely the most disgusting human we’ve ever met. His name is Rob but we all call him Grob because it just suits him better. He wears his Papa Gino’s outfit consecutive days in a row, even to parties. At least its better then his classic get up of sweatpants with no underwear and a raggedy old t-shirt. In reality he actually is a pretty good guy (actually no) and really funny. He’s an aspiring stand up comic but I don’t think anyone other then his friends will find him funny as they will probably be too grossed out with him to give him the time of day. Please give this kid a wardrobe change so we can actually go out in public with him and not be embarrassed.