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Ok so here’s the deal Pres, I have this roommate Jesse, hilarious dude, Junior here at WNEC, the school mascot (The Golden Bear), he is the dude and everybody knows him. But he dresses like an absolute goon, he tries to justify what he wears by saying, “the ladies will get it”. Which we all kind of respect, but the ladies don’t Pres.. none of them do. His go-to choice for a night out: his grandfathers alligator skin belt, a 90′s cashmere sweater (that his ex-girlfriend from high schools father gave him), his Rubinof soaked jorts from the night before, the same work boots hes been wearing since freshman year, and one black and one white sock. He’s been seen sporting a leather trench coat around campus in the spring, looking like a straight coke dealer.. or pedophile, preventing any chance for him to get laid. He had this idea that blondes have more fun, so he dyed his hair blonde. (Hes not having more fun) Now we have this Malfoy looking pedophile lurking around campus just preventing any poon from coming within a hundred feet of him or anyone around him. He is the face of Wnec, he is the golden bear, and if anyone at Wnec needs this, it’s this guy. He’s a great guy don’t get me wrong but her he just needs the right people to put him together. Just trying to get my buddy laid here el Pres, do us all a favor and help this bro out.
(240 votes, average: 6.78 out of 10)
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He should probably go see that Muslim barber first. I doubt Miltons can fix that.
get the dude in the Bruins hat a make-over while your at it
it looks like he has poon within a hundred feet of him in one of the pictures you sent idiot. seems like he’s doing just fine, minus the whole dressing like a total faggot part
Fuck WNEC, and fuck this kid. And it’s not even called WNEC anymore, its WNU. You can change your name, but you will still be the same shitty ass school in the biggest shithole in the world Springfield, MA. And this kid can change his wardrobe, but he will still be a fucking clown asshole loser.
Nothing wrong with this bro. But there is something wrong with the homo that wrote this and the fucksticks that care what the bro wears. End this gay contest so the gays will stop trying to make their bros dress better..
natkingcole did you not get accepted into WNEC or something?
nat, you mad? fucking loser
no i didnt apply to WNEC cuz its a shitty ass school in a shittier city. know some dudes who live there though and there house has been broken into like 4 times so theres that
rp you are a faggot
Smoked out of a bong that you had to climb up to the top bunk to get a hit from the thing at WNEC. Dont remember much of that night.
what esteemed institution did you get your degree from Nat?
Nat you 100% were rejected by the school
went to wnec my freshman year of college and could not run out of there fast enough. 40+k a year for a shitty town and cuntbag students. Leaving there was the best decision i ever made.
wasnt rejected, would never apply, and have only heard terrible things about it
Nat I hope you have an MBA or something…I dont even know anything about this place other than my boy plays hockey there but I bet your school is on the same tier as far as education and that type of shit is concerned
Sir smoke a lot tell that story again! please?!
WNEC has an 80% acceptance rate, pretty sure there are hookers who are more selective. Not gonna tell all you losers where I went but i can guarantee it’s a hell of a lot better school than wnec
Natking go fuck yourself ya cunt
What the fuck is a “WNEC”? And for all your retards asking where Nat went to school, ask yourself this – Wouldn’t you be better off NOT going to college than wasting 160k on what I can only assume is a clown college?
@concrete agreed, or it would be better to go to a good college that isnt a shithole in springfield with an 80% acceptance rate. are all you faggots arguing with me on the WNEC board of trustees or something? Why is there so much support for this crappy, expensive school in a crime-riddled neighborhood? suck my dick everyone
You might also wanna grab the kid a hose so he can clean the 8 lbs of dried cum out of his penguin
@Natkingcole get a life you fuckin’ loser, we all know you got straight rejected from WNEC
WNEC is a total dump. But so is every state college in ma and Nh. Don’t waste your money losers.
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