Miltons Pimp My Look
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Hey pres, this is my friend Woody he’s a senior here at Eastern Connecticut State. This guy is one of the nicest kids I have ever met, would drop anything at anytime if you needed him. Everybody at the school knows him and his catchy “what upp” phrase he replies with when you see him. He has had his long curly hair since ‘nam and the fiercest beard i’ve ever seen. In addition, he is an absolute sports wiz, could tell you anything you wanted to know about any player or team no joke. Pres, help my good friend out here and pimp out his look.
(502 votes, average: 9.45 out of 10)
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Could’ve lived without the shirt off pic
Greets everyone with “what uup”. Thats original.
Unless Milton’s starts doing shaves and haircuts, what the fuck is the point?
side show bob over here must smoke alotta pot
I like the e-mails that are short and to the point. No need for three paragraphs about how much you wanna blow your best friend.
Will Milton’s also provide a gym membership? No clothes can hide this fat mess
all this dude needs is a haircut and a bra. Pimp completed!
Buy a suit for this slob and then promptly bury him in it.
Eastern Connecticut state? Thompson/Putnam represent.
Get this prick a flowbee and some no rinse body wipes first. Then maybe consider him for a new suit.
Fiercest beard ever? Come on bro.
Woody is seriously the greatest person I’ve ever met.
Woody is seriously the greatest person I’ve ever met.