Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Hey pres, this is my friend Woody he’s a senior here at Eastern Connecticut State. This guy is one of the nicest kids I have ever met, would drop anything at anytime if you needed him. Everybody at the school knows him and his catchy “what upp” phrase he replies with when you see him. He has had his long curly hair since ‘nam and the fiercest beard i’ve ever seen. In addition, he is an absolute sports wiz, could tell you anything you wanted to know about any player or team no joke. Pres, help my good friend out here and pimp out his look.