Miltons Pimp My Look
Lotta cargo shorts here. Not a good look. Not a good look at all.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This Week’s Contestant
Reader Email
Dear Pres,
Our friend’s brother, Michael Charpentier, is well on his way to being a 40 year old virgin. While this could be attributed to his lack of personality, the fact that he goes to wentworth and his 12 year old looks, his wardrobe could definitely use a boost, as he only wears red, black and white t-shirts. Please help a brother out in his attempts to get laid.
Thanks,
Concerned friends
(361 votes, average: 2.67 out of 10)
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It’s not as much that he dresses like an idiot, just that he looks like one
1. Cargo shorts are only acceptable if you stuff 4-5 beers in the extra pockets.
2. This kid sucks because he’s at a soccer game.
3. No one likes these posts, so please stop doing them or I will kill myself
Kid will just fuck the clothes up falling through sidewalk grates………..nice lid Wangsta
Apparently this mo fo wears green and blue t-shirts too
this kids wardrobe is the least of his worries
i’ll take his look over the all black puma ensemble his buddy has on
At least he took a sticker off the brim of the hat.
Does this place really exist? I’ve never seen ads or heard of this store anywhere outside this stupid fuckin competition. And how does Milton’s feel that its only customers are el beaknose and these slobs
how old is this kid? 12? pres is the next sandusky
Well no shit he goes to Wentworth. Nothing but a bunch of losers and sub par D3 club sport hardos.
Not a fat, fucking, hairy fat retard?
Winner.
Horton beat me to it. Not a fat slob for a change.
Anyone that wears a flat brim deserves death, not clothes.
Anyone who goes to soccer games is a huge faggot