This kid has a soul patch. A goddamn soul patch. Not even sure Miltons can help someone with such a misguided sense of style.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
So here is the deal, Kenan Krug is a straight up BOSS, first and foremost. He could also be certifiably insane, but in a totally fun and non-lethal way. For example he is obsessed with actually capturing a bigfoot, randomly yells and screams when driving his mini-van WELL over the speed limit, and has decided that he will have his body strapped to a viking-style longship and burnt at sea for his funeral. The kind of guy who’s stories almost always start with, this one time when I was drinking, and end with, so the big girl told me to marry her and I ran! That’s what we are dealing with. Honestly, you have no chance of finding more of a wildcard of a human being anywhere, 5’5 of straight unstoppable fury. However, while awesome, his Hawaiian shirts and occasionally ridiculous camo clothing (he is an avid hunter), kind of hamper female opinions of him. We just want to unleash that inner sexy-man inside Kenan by hooking him up with some nice clothes, and a new style before he terrifies the ladies with his wildness….or enchants them. That’s up to your contest.
Help Our Friend Get SEXY
The Bridgewater State University Crew
Pope Hall – Triple, Room 300-something, I don’t know it’s your first door on the left.
P.S. – PREZ COME MAKE OUR SCHOOL FUN. PLEASE.
Viva La Stool