Miltons Pimp My Look
This kid likes cross dressing? Does he realize Miltons is the store for men?
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Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Pres,
This is my friend Will Moore, or as we call him Propwash. He got this nickname because he got ran over by a boat. Yes, ran over by a boat. He fell off the bow, hit the propellor, and came out the other side. You will not find a funnier kid but he’s sort of that kid that everyone just hates on for fun. So, basically the situation is that when he’s not wearing the same clothes for days straight without showering he’s wearing clothes left by our friends (most of which are females). The dude sleeps in our buddies boat house and will go days on end in the same flannel and pair of jeans. Haircuts are out of the question and shaving is just not a priority. This is more of an intervention because his sanitation and fashion habits are getting out of hand. The dudes got a girlfriend and something needs to be done before she realizes the severity of his cross-dressing infatuation and his complete disregard for personal hygiene. He’s about to go off to school and were all rooting for him but we fear if he leaves without changing his wardrobe he’ll just have zero friends. Help a bro out.
So now Milton’s is dressing fags?
That guy is going to be asking people to put the lotion in the fucking basket very soon.
so because they dress like a fkn idiot you want to give them a free wardrobe? why dont you give it to guys who cant afford one instead of some fkn loser seaking attention.
ill save everyone the trouble and say it….gay
If this fruit wins they’ll need to change their slogan to “The store for gays”
When your “girlfriend’s” name is Steve, they’re called boyfriends. . . . . .
Where’s his precious?
Neil?
Looks like the prop hit princess in the head.
you need to stop giving clothes to people for being faggots
What’s a feitelberg?… Sounds like a hideous creature
What’s a feitelberg?… Sounds like a hideous creature
this kid shoves eggplant up his asshole fur fun.. book it
another douchebag? no way!
stop nominating rich pricks that dont need this shit. How about just make this shit for returning soldiers or something
This is seriously the type of kid who gets stuffed in lockers in high school and then joins Musical Theater sophomore year of college. No helping this plug.
This kid is loaded, his parents own a water-front restaurant in Hyannis…..last thing this kid needs is money
kid looks a huge douche… I mean elephant pussy sized douche… 55 gallon drum of vinegar and industrial sized mop kind of douche.
I like Pedro’s idea. Fuck this twink.
i’m sorry but this kid looks like a huge fag
This kid is the biggest disgrace in the history of Miltons.. A common trend among all these abominations is that they all look like different people in each of their pictures. Just completely grotesque creatures.
kid looks like adam from workaholics in that first pic
This kid is a mix between a more retarted Hellen kelller and a fucking lax bro douchebag
this is supposed to be for fools who suck at getting dressed, not for fools who like to suck at getting dressed
Handsome muthafucka. Great nipple. Nice threads. Give that boy a new wardrobe and a couple of Merc 250 4 strokes with no shred plastic props. And throw in some lingerie…
1st step in his tranny transition are those pink vicky sweatpants…whats up with the martial ats shirt
Rich ass lazy lax bros with gender issues should not be eligible for pimp my look.
Tough having hemorrhoids from anal sex at such a delicate young age. Oh yeah he needs a suit.
this kid is an obnoxious cuntbag. Someone else mentioned saving this for returning soldiers…. that’s what you should do moving forward… not losers and fuckheads like this tweaker.