Miltons Pimp My Look
Zero chance this kid knows how to tie a tie but I guess you gotta start somewhere.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
El Pres,
I’ve never been a huge fan of this website (no offense), but my friends and I are reaching out to you because our buddy needs your help. He’s a cool guy, but due to the way he dresses its sometimes frustrating to go in public with him (especially when chasing tail). He wears clothes that he thinks people will find funny, as opposed to wearing clothes in order to look appealing. Everything said and done, we need him to stop dressing like a moron.
Best,
His unfortunate friends
Too many things to hate about this.
Maybe this kid should kill himself instead.
not only is this kid a fucking goon but the dude submitting it isnt even a stoolie. not even sure why you posted it
Maybe Feitelberg should kill himself instead.
Simple. When you go out “chasing tail” (aka dudes) leave your douchebag friend in his mom’s basement.
Gotta give the emailer credit for not ballwashing.
If you were a fan of the site you’d know what people are referring to when they call you a fucking squid
His dog licks all that peanut butter off his balls…
I’ve never hated anyone as much as I hate this kid who wrote the email.
Nobody else emailed so you take the guy with the shitty attitude who hates your website?
i don’t get it. like if this kid wins this thing, is he gonna start rollin out in suits everytime he’s with his boys or somethin? that wouldn’t be even more awkward or anything
The Pimp my look contest is literally just a collection of douchebags. What are these guys going to with clothes from Milton’s? Idiots at that age wear dragon sparkle t-shirts.
Change it… how about stoolies who just finished college and need some decent clothes to work in the corperate world. Too many times I see douchebag kids (people under 25) in the office trying to come to work in cargo pants and all black sneakers.
or soldiers coming home. Wasting it on douchey bros is idiotic.
>> I’ve never been a huge fan of this website (no offense)
Right there, that is how a complete fuckhead douchebag opens a letter. Complete poser and tool. This kid is fucking garbage.
https://twitter.com/DiamondJoe69
I would do a funny dressing guy over a serious dressing guy everyday and 36 times on sunday.