Miltons Pimp My Look
Has there ever been somebody nicknamed Beans who wasn’t a total waste of life?
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Dear Pres,
My friend Beans is a great guy who my friends and I have been close with for most of our lives, but he dresses like such a scrub and it may cost him his relationship with his smoke show girlfriend. She’s way out of his league to begin with and his horrible wardrobe is not helping him at all. The guy literally puts zero effort into his appearance and without your help we don’t think he ever will. If there’s anything you could do to help this poor soul out with his disgusting style it would be greatly appreciated by us all.
Sincerely, His Concerned Best Friend
The Stool has been horrendous the last 2 days. Embarrassingly bad.
I think that picture of the guy with face paint at a girls volleyball game aptly describes the stool over the last 2 days myself.
Pics of his “smoke” girlfriend spread eagle or i won’t believe it.
Fuck GAY-C
Not that first time this fist fuck had spiderwebs all over his face…..
if your boys can see your relationship is at a crossroads then she’s already fucking someone else, possibly one of them
Chick on the left…get at me
Is this kids smoke girlfriend related to Manti te’o's girlfriend ?
Gay-C? What are you still in fucking high school you little bitch?
The kid looks astoundingly poor, can’t fix that, fuck face. And what fucking guy writes in to a blog about his friend’s style???????????????
Sorry those yellow pants are money..NO SUIT FOR YOU!!!