Miltons Pimp My Look
These guys always have the best nicknames. Introducing: Fatty Trash.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This Week’s Contestant
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This is our “friend”, Almeida, aka Fat Trash, but he calls himself Almeida the Great for some reason. He’s called fat trash because he has a habit of passing out at parties and getting trash dumped on him, as you will see from one of the pictures. He’s by far the biggest asshole I know and quite possibly one of the worst human beings on earth, but for some reason girls think he’s a “nice guy”, AKA friend zone. Anyways, he’s a portagee whose parents barely speak English. His dad owns a little restaurant in New Bedford called Miguel’s, and he’s the fucking man. A few years ago, he scratched off a $20 scratch ticket and won $10 million. He got cancer a year later but beat the shit out of it, and now his shitty son is set to take over the business and unfortunately be richer than all of us. He wears camo on the reg and calling him stylish would be like calling Casey Anthony innocent.
-Cheers
(133 votes, average: 3.85 out of 10)
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that 10 million bank roll is why the girls consider him nice. he’s their back up
I think Paco here is an embarrassment both to trash and fat things everywhere.
This Nacho Libre-looking motherfucker is gonna need a hell of a lot more than Milton’s to make him look good.
Hey asshole, your buddy is worth 10$ mil and is a fucking slob. He doesn’t need a wardrobe, just a vasectomy.
Another classy Porto. I bet he sweeps the carpets too.
This Pimp My Stupid-fucking-friend thing is really scraping the bottom off the barrel.
this is a horrible, horrible idea
idk if thats his house in one of thoes pics but if you have 10 mil it should look a little bit nicer
$10 mil, cancer survivor, and heir to an established business and this guy cant get laid? Sounds like a fucking loser. PS if I had that arsenal of weaponry in my game spitting holster I’d probably still bang fat chicks.