Miltons Pimp My Look
Occasionally I do genuinely feel bad for the pics these kid’s friends send it. This is such a time.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
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Pimp my buddy “SUMPPUMP” as we call him!
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ewww, she’s ugly
“Occasionally I do genuinely feel bad for the pics these kid’s friends send it.” Beautifully constructed, Feits.
Kid’s got a face like a Halibut.
Can’t even take a shot at ” him”. Wouldn’t be right.
That knife was half a rotation away from making the world a better place
I didn’t realize Milton’s was doing plastic surgery now. No amount of style could fix this evolutionary abortion.
nig lips
Dr. Giggles
Sunglasses pic- Donald Fagen?
There is nothing that can save this one. Kids HURT
SumpPump would be a terrible nickname to come out of prison with.
too bad that knife didn’t enter him
Disgruntedlvet for the win!
Keystone bitter beer face guy’s son?
I am assuming that you call him Sumppump because he gets all traces of wetness out of the bitches’ downstairs ?
aka nick kroll. and @eboe6666 i think i might be the only one who understood and appreciated that reference
sumppump doesn’t let anything hit the ground in the gloryhole booth
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