Miltons Pimp My Look Contest
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Suit by Miltons! I obviously don’t need pimping. Just wanted to rub how good I look in everybody’s face. I mean when I saw that second pic I spit my coffee out and I wasn’t even drinking any. Potato sack city! If you can’t admit I look like a 10 then you’re just being a hardo. Haters gonna hate, slaters gonna slate.
Sincerely,
Pageviews from ACK
(300 votes, average: 4.64 out of 10)
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I’ll admit we’ve got a Situation dating update, something about a Dirty Sanchez and a self-flagellating Miltons ad, and still no mention of the Gonzo, Bekett, Crawford trade. Awesome bunny though.
seersucker suit? damn prezzie. ice cream style and they all want the scoop.
A jew betting on horses? No fucking way!
What pile of crap that kid is. Pimp his look? How bout give him $20k for a nose job and another $50k for a spine transplant to straighten out that posture. And how much is it for a few trips to Hair Club for Men? Bro is losing all of his hair and aint nothing Miltons can do about that. Wait, is that kid El Pres? Better give him some andro and testosterone to add some muscle to that pile of tub and bones.
Renee gets so wet watching the ponies run
I’m praying the one armed MMA dude kicks your ass… horseface.
Pageviews only bets quarters on the horses at the arcades
Gentlemen, would you please put your hands together for…………… SUMMMER !!!!!!!
Credit where credits due, Gonzo’s killin it
looks like someone stuffed about 4 dozen bagels into a seersucker suit..squid city
How many necks do you have?
This post was actually pretty funny. And that suit is the tits. Bravo, Pagejews, bravo…
Ur a fuckin trip Prez hahaha
Are those sperry shoes? They are fabulous.
Pageviews got em all starstruck with this seersucker suit
How does the first lady feel about you not wearing your ring? Power move on your part.
Baby blue pinstripe with boat docker shoes. Ya hardo indeed.
Looks like a real-life Ken doll, and by real-life, I mean, out-of-shape, balding, beak-nosed, stubby, and with a mug that looks like someone took a shit on your neck and called it a face.
Feitelburg posted this? What a fag.
Killing it.
Taking of your wedding ring when you go to the track, hardooooooo.
Basket of rolls. Deuce Deuces.
NO RING FIRST PICK, HAND IN THE POCKET ON THE SECOND. WANT TO BREAK THE STORY ABOUT HOW SHE LEFT YOU FOR LOBSTERCLAW.
He doesn’t even have a fucking neck.
lookin good in stripes pres
suit is nice. gotta admit that fucking davey.
Does Renee know you don’t wear your wedding ring? Or can 2 million internet dollars not buy one?
Wait, I thought this was Pimp My Look. Apparently the header needs to be changed to Pimp My Ass.
nice gunt.
Stop giving these douchebags free publicity. Kthxbye.