Miltons Pimp My Look Winner
Congrats to this month’s winner, Myles. Wasn’t even close. Myles just annihilated the field. Well deserved, I guess?
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This Month’s Winner
Winning Reader Email
This is Myles Thompson, from Lynnfield. He has so much swag its scary. He loves to rock a vinage Keith Van Horn Knicks jersey along with a Stephon Marbury suns jersey. No one can remeber the last time he got a haircut.The kid goes down to Nantucket every summer and only wears fila track pants and and 1 shorts, he really needs some help.
Hes overweight.
Is this the first ever chick to win the pimp my look contest?
He ate Spock.
Unless Miltons has expanded their business strategy to include lap bands with every suit they can’t do shit to help this kid.
Need before and after pics. Bet there’s not much difference, you can dress a pig up, but its still a pig.
He’s a LAX bro. As in he LAX the ability to see his dick without a mirror.
myles is going to KILL IT with this new wardrobe
Milton’s has it’s work cut out. Send him a gym membership instead.
Damn the first lady is looking gooooood
I can’t get laid, Do I qualify? This kid is my brand new hero.
Would have been cheaper to have 2 winners this week with the fabric that’s going to be used on this… guy?
BRUUUUUUUUUCE!
jesus you might as well turn pimp my look into a spot on the biggest loser…miltons doesnt sell muumuus do they
I also love that he is drinking keystone light… glory days. all class all the time.
does Milton’s perform gastric bypass?
i want to say some mean funny shit, but 100% elpres will justify it to block me, FML
good thing this kid won. After the beating he took in the comment section and the beating he is taking today.
Fat
Dude sweats straight Canola oil
myles literally had a heart attack when he found out he won
If that’s the case brougherty,I wish you had won.
This fat fucken slob probably smells like Oprah’s vagina.
Myles will definitely get pussy before brougherty ever will
Probably already a meatball stain on every article of clothing they gave him
Seriously, this is a fat chick, right?
This comment section right now is unreal. Great stuff people. Thanks for the many laughs
I thought that was a fat chick. In fact I still do.
fucking priceless comments to this. I needed the laugh.
Damn she’s orca fat
Great, yet another post about Holly Mangold.
when did this go from a lack of style comp to a straight obese comp
I would have bet my life after seeing the first 2 photos that this was a broad. I still think its a mortal lock.
by marcoscuterbro on July 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Great, yet another post about Holly Mangold.
my words exactly..
Today is Myles’ birthday too. What a lucky day
dude looks like Rosie O’Donnell on League of Their Own.
Thank god sHe went straight edge in that pic, don’t want him all drunk and hungrier than normal.