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This Month’s Winner
Dear El Pres,
Our friend Travis, “T-Borks”, here is in serious need for your help. He is the nicest kid you will ever meet, but damn he could use a new look. You know the Converse sneakers that were in style three decades ago? Yeah, he wears those day in and day out. He wears practically the same outfit everyday with jeans and his trusty gray Bowdoin sweatshirt. We’re hoping a new wardrobe will help his chances with not striking out each weekend with the ladies. He finally had his first kiss a couple of weeks ago but he has been out of commission since. He is a well-known student here at Colby-Sawyer College and he needs help Pres. Please help our friend T-Borks.
The Faithful Stoolies of Rooke 35