Minka Kelly Has A Sex Tape? Yes Please.
DM – Along with screaming fans and dodging the paparazzi, exes selling alleged sex tapes are just another thing young Hollywood actresses have to deal with. Now it’s Minka Kelly’s turn, after the Friday Night Lights actress’ former boyfriend came out of the woodwork to peddle a video he claims shows the pair in bed together. The 30-minute long tape was shot in New Mexico and is semi-professional. According to TMZ, the camera is secured by a tripod with the footage playing on a TV monitor, so both parties can watch themselves during the act. It is unclear when the tape was made although it is believed Minka, 32, could be underage in the video. Two songs from Brandy’s 1998 album Never Say Never, which was released 16 days before Minka’s 18th birthday, can clearly be heard in the background. This will be a blow for the star who has made a successful transition from the small screen to movies.
BOING! This is headline news. I mean this would have to rank as the best sex tape ever released right? This ain’t no Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian or Kendra we’re talking about here. This is Minka Kelly. She has front of the rotation type stuff. She is one the chicks you dream of seeing a sex tape but never think it will happen. This is a get your popcorn and tissue paper type event. The only thing that could make it better is if “The Boy Was Mine” was one of the songs playing in the background. That shit was my jam. And maybe if she was fucking Riggins, but beggars can’t be choosers. Either way free ball don’t lie shirts for life for the first Stoolie who gets me this video.
PS – I love that last sentence about how this will be a blow for Minka Kelly. Yeah because she’s doing so much nowadays and sex tapes really ruin a career right? Really killed Kardashian.
Double PS - Seriously though this would be an awesome Friday Night Lights episode. Layla Garrity and Riggins make a sex tape with the crippled QB taping it. Buddy Garritty would lose his mind. Coach Taylor would have to talk everybody down. Shit would be epic. It would probably make a great porn too.
Pres, you actually need the stoolie patrol to solve this whole her being underage in the tape problem. We need stoolies to prove that the Brandy album was all over the internet for weeks before it hit shelves so that we can explain away using that album to date the video. We need to see this video and if someone proves those songs were available before the release date, it will be on every blog in no time
I just jizzed in my pants and I’m not even wearing pants
“Friday Night Lights” is still on?
We’re do I pay
what does this chick actually do? i know she used to fuck Jeter (take a number) and she obviously does the whole smut magazine thing. dont think iv never seen her in any show or movie. this sextape coming out would be the best thing to happen in her entire life
I would do terrible disgusting things to hook up with Minka Unforgivable things.
Movie Title: A Dinka for Minka’s Stinka
Watching Minkas fuckfilm with out Jeter would be like watching Ray J’s sex tape with out Kim Kardashian.
Geemo, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying you’re dying to see jeters cock, or are you saying Kim’s sex tape would have been a lot better if it was just a naked black dude by himself? I’d watch minka get railed by anyone.
i want to eat shit corn out of her butt hole
I have not personally seen the tape, but my friend who has, claims that Minka is no stranger to Greek traditions. Furthermore, apparently this kid who gets her to the Greek is hung like a hippopotamus.
The anticipation is killing me.
People still listen to albums 16 days after its release right? I’m not understanding this logic here.
I need to see this.
No, no, they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, huh?
I cant wait to see her cankles pinned behind her head.
nip slip at 1:21-1:23 mark
Ok just realized that the claim about the Brandy songs makes no sense. She’s singing brandy songs that came out 2 weeks before she turned 18, the only way that proves she’s underage is if you can prove that Brandy music is so bad that no one would listen to or sing it more than 2 weeks after it was released. She could be singing brandy songs a year after they came out! what a shit excuse to keep this from our eyes
@stan… wouldnt proving the songs were available before the cds release date hurt the argument she wasnt 18? If she wasnt 18 when the cd came out and you are arguing the songs were available before the cd was released that would tend to show she could have been even younger.
18 y/o Minka on all fours… He’ll yes!
I couldn’t think of a bigger bonerkiller than if the guy in it is black.
i hop ethis goes viral quickly lol
I hope it was filmed before her cankles were fully developed. 18 y/o Minka, Yes please.
well yes, this would be very special, if there is any god i pray that this tape actually becomes a reality….this would def be top 2 sex tapes ever, considering Minka Kelly is ONE OF THE TEN HOTTEST GIRLS ALIVE TODAY…..
clear eyes, full hearts, cant lose
after that she should try one of those cleavage challenge things
http://cubetitans.com/cleavage-challenge/cc-1/
Cum in her eyes, wide open legs, can’t lose.
If there was a Zepplin song on would they ask if she was underage because the song came out in 1972?
if you talk about minka having cankles it’s because you like dicks. geemo wants to see a jeter and ray j sex tape.
man chin.
that is all.
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