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25 Responses to Miranda Kerr Says Hello!

1. 
   by Pokey Reese on August 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

   Steve’s daughter?
2. 
   by MorganWantedtoGetYouaTpass on August 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm

   i would absolutely drink her period blood and i would love it
3. 
   by bradymancrush on August 4, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   I want to motor boat that moose knuckle……
4. 
   by Speedy on August 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm

   Looks like Trevor Hoffmans grip on the split finger!
5. 
   by the mayor on August 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

   Must. Insert. Tongue. NOW.
6. 
   by bradymancrush on August 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm

   She looks like a sailor on the good ship Bob n’ Gag.
7. 
   by pick master on August 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm

   I read lips. She’s not saying ‘hello’, she’s saying ‘nom nom nom’.
8. 
   by TwoFingerTacoTango on August 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm

   I want to wrap her legs around my head and wear her like a feedbag
9. 
   by YourMothersMustache on August 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm

   You know how many people have been trying to get those two American reporters out of N. Korea? I mean seriously like Obama, Hillary, Biden, their families, etc…Bill Clinton drops in on a surprise visit today and bang they are released…Bill does not f*ck around, bottom line. I just would love to know what Bill said to Kim Jong Il, I bet it was pretty gangster…yeah and camel toe is cool too
10. 
    by does this name get me laid on August 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    YourMothersMustache said: { Aug 4, 2009 – 04:08:45 }

    And the award for the least hetrosexual cooment goes to you!!! Dude get off CNN.com, there is fine pussy lips staring at you above. All seriousness Bill is the man. Fuck Obama Bin Laden
11. 
    by CptKballs on August 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    ‘stache, are you no longer bulletproof?
12. 
    by LebowskiUrbanAchiever on August 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    damn. that made my dick move.
13. 
    by YourMothersMustache on August 4, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    I knew I would take shit for this but I’m fucking bored and I hate my job so what can I do…I guarantee Bill told this guy that if he didnt release the two prisoners that he would show him some naked picks of Hilary he has on his Blackberry
14. 
    by dirtydickdan on August 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    all this political talk is making my dick soft
15. 
    by YourMothersMustache on August 4, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I’m sorry dirtydickdan, seriously I dont know what came over me
16. 
    by does this name get me laid on August 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    dirtydickdan said: { Aug 4, 2009 – 04:08:13 }
    all this political talk is making my dick soft

    it’s ok dirtydan, just go back one story and lookat the homos in ny, I am sure that might get the little guy excited
17. 
    by TonyTwotoes on August 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Is that a yo-yo in her bikini?
18. 
    by Mitchell12 on August 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    botoxed labia majora is the newest craze, get with times guys
19. 
    by ermac on August 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    I’ve seen so much porn that an outline of a vagin usually does nthing for me, but fuck beans that chick is hot.
20. 
    by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on August 4, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    The only question up in the air is what Bill thinks the two young ladies owe him on the flight back.

    “Who’s hungry? Ah know ah could sure go fer a little Cha-neese”

    TonyTwotoes – great call on the yo yo.
21. 
    by Your Mom Goes ATM on August 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Comment of the day goes to:
    » DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack said: { Aug 4, 2009 – 04:08:31 }

    The only question up in the air is what Bill thinks the two young ladies owe him on the flight back.

    “Who’s hungry? Ah know ah could sure go fer a little Cha-neese”

    Strong work….
22. 
    by delli1788 on August 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    talk about a percfect TOE…
23. 
    by Buddy Revel on August 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    She’s the new model rep for the Cuchini!!!

    http://www.cuchini.com/
24. 
    by lawgone on August 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    She needs to eat a burger.
25. 
    by heidiwatneysthong on August 5, 2009 at 8:24 am

    I need to eat her burger.