Mistimed Jump Showdown…Blond Chick High Jumping Vs. Kid Jumping Into Pool…Who Ya Got?
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I know what everybody is going to say here. The kid who missed the pool has two built in excuses. First he’s foreign and 2nd he’s a kid. But you’re not going to hear me saying that. I mean how do you miss the pool when you’re looking right at it? At least that dumb blond was trying to go over the high jump thing backwards. I can see how if you’ve never done that before , that could fuck you up. You can’t say the same about the kid. Shit just doesn’t get any easier than jumping into a pool. Seriously learn how to jump bro.
Vote 1 for the German kid is the bigger asshole and 10 for the blond chick
(630 votes, average: 4.65 out of 10)
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The girl is dumb because she had a 0% chance of success. However, does the kid think he’s fuckin Carl Lewis? 1st rule of pool jumping is you run until you’re out of real estate. That kid jumped about 10 seonds and 10 ft early. Epic Fail.
she’s blind right? that’s the only logical explanation i can come up with. or she was blackout drunk.
I find it amazing that you still haven’t figured out how to program a simple poll into your blog. IT is so fucking simple!
I got the kid who missed the ocean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01oTwR8v6d8
cmon prez that kid video is like 70 years old… you can do better
classic videos don’t age. plus, it’s posted for the purpose of comparison. “i hold no ill will toward the man. he did what i would have done.”
On the contrary. I can grant a 6 year old a mulligan on such a poor display of depth perception. But a 30-something woman? No.
I was actually starting to come around to women playing sports, but she just put them back about 30 years in my book. I mean, she jumped straight up, and came straight down. If you haven’t figured out the laws of gravity by now, god help you.