Telegraph – An aspiring Chinese model has been given a suspended sentence of nine months in jail after posting a series of racy photographs of herself dressed as a policewoman. Wang Xiaomeng, 23, tweeted three pictures of herself on Sina Weibo,China’s version of Twitter, in July. One of the photographs showed her sitting on a bed, her top half fully clothed in a light blue police shirt and jaunty hat, but her legs bare as she pulled on a set of standard issue black tights. Together with the photographs, she wrote a playful scenario. ”As a new cop in my hometown, I need to learn the basics. As one of the flowers of the force, I am under pressure. I have to eat and drink with government leaders every day. I am using my flower status to dine with the leaders and win contracts for projects and investments!” Her posts were retweeted more than 500 times and attracted 300 comments, most of them critical. She deleted them shortly afterwards and no one appears to have been fooled into thinking she was a real policewoman.  A court in Fengtai, Beijing, found her guilty of falsely impersonating a policewoman on Monday and sentenced her to nine months in prison, suspended for a year.


Such a China move right here. Hey, rules are rules honey. Don’t matter that you’re a model and clearly have no affiliation with law enforcement. Once you put on the uniform, write a playful scenario and tweet it then it’s essentially like walking out into the street and trying to arrest people. 9 months in jail for you homegirl. The only thing you’ll be impersonating now is a hand puppet for the butch inmates. On another note, how odd must Chinese twitter be? I think of the creepy comments that I see dudes in America tweeting at hot chicks, but now imagine how much stranger all the depraved Asian bros must be online. DMing bitches asking them to snap some shots kissing eels or cuddling with sea cucumbers or whatever. Like banging sea life and having every porno be a rape fantasy is fine in Asia but dressing as an officer of the law is frowned upon. Strange folks. I’ll never fully understand the perverted depths of the Asian mind.

Anyway, stories like this make you feel lucky to live in a country where chicks can dress up as whatever they want on twitter. Imagine Halloween without hot girls in slutty cop uniforms? Just wouldn’t be the same.