Mortal Lock Of My Lifetime – Nevada at Boise State
People who have been paying attention to the Stool know that I’ve been handing out winners like candy lately. If I had to guess I’d say I’m hitting 85% of my mortal locks this November. Obviously nobody has congratulated me or talked about how awesome I am because that’s not the nature of the Stoolies. I could win 100 in a row and people will still be there to bash me when I lose the 101st game. Now having said all that tonight is probably the easiest game in the history of gambling. I’ve been all over Nevada for the past 3 weeks and they haven’t disappointed. They’ve been absolutely mutilating teams to the tune of;
63-20
52-14
62-7
Now when I tell you this offense is unstoppable it is flat out unstoppable. Yeah I know wacky shit happens on the Blue Turf, but there is just no way they don’t score 40 points tonight. Just no way. I love them catching 13 but I really love the over. Because Boise will score right with these guys the entire game. Like I’m talking 30 second touchdown drive after 30 second TD drive. Both teams will probably be in the 50′s by half time. Okay maybe by the 4th quarter. Still if you like free money games like these only come around once in a lifetime. I’m putting my reputation on the line here. Bury the over. I mean bury it. Personally I’m taking both Nevada and the over but the safe play is just the over.
The Pick – over 68.5
The over is a no brainer, Nevada will lose by 2 TD’s.
BREAKING NEWS, Tiger Woods near death after auto accident!!!
is this like your swampscott over marblehead bukkake?
Windy…..near death? You’re not to dramatic i see. Post that quote or go eat shit
near death if you mean driving less 30mph’s and crashing into a tree pulling out of his drive way and already released from the hospital. Very near death
Hahhahahaha ohh windy you’re so vulnerable sometimes
Ha, i finally have some company today…
its cold, rainy and grey here in Boise today – the turf is so slick and unpredictable in these conditions – should be a shitshow
You know it windy
Worst part of Tiger’s game is his driving…
THANK YOU EL PRES…i have mutiple people betting with me and all are on the boise over. thank you for mushing them.
so boise and the under? k
you can’t win 3 in a row never mind 100.
you’re putting your reputation on the line here??? well that changes everything……
windycitywoodrow said: { Nov 27, 2009 – 04:11:05 }
Worst part of Tiger’s game is his driving…
drumroll clap
Tiger got flustered when a paparazzi took his picture. He threw a hissy fit while driving, and crashed. He got out, picked up his golf club, and tossed it into onlookers.
windycitywoodrow probably saw the same scroll on ESPN that had Tiger listed in serious condition. I put it on CNN, and saw the truth- he hit a hydrant and a tree pulling out of his driveway. I put it back on ESPN and not only was the serious condition bulletin gone, but they then said no condition was disclosed.
85% my ass!
its more like you lose 100 in a row. we all call you a mush.
You win 1..you make 40 posts about how awesome you did.
can i get a witness, fucker?
TW leaving the house at 2:30 in the morning? Dirty dog. I wonder where he was going…
I like it…went with Nevada on the moneyline (total is up to 71 and bad weather could drive the score down).
A) Where the fuck did you get 68.5 ? It started at 70.5 and has moved up to 71
B) I have never hated a play more now that you are apart of this. I took Boise straight up and was thinking about putting a small 2 unit play on the over but I will take the under now. Thank You
other than fresno, nevada hasn’t beat a decent team all year. game will probably go over but i wouldnt hold my breath on the nevada play.
I love your mortal lock posts. I tells me to pick the exact opposite. You suck
Tiger got in a fight with his woman and tried to leave as she smashed the back window of his escalade and as he was trying to speed away he hit a fire hydrant and a tree/telephone pole.
Mark it down
Nice mortal lock!
FrankieFatandSmelly called it. from tmz.com:
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We’re also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Thankyou ElPres, I’m richer this morning because of you. Didnt have the stones to take Nevada, just took the over.
Great job Pres… Hit the over and a nevada/over AR..
sorry being late to the dance on this one, but does this take sting off Marblehead win (another famous lock) from Thursday, EP?….I know, they still suck, so bad this is first playoffs since 1973, blah, blah, blah…