Move Over Ray Lewis…There Is A New Public Speaker In Town And He’s Got Monkeys That Ride Dogs
Wow! What a day! WHAT A DAY! Just when I think I’ve heard the most inspirational speech I’ve ever heard in my life we got this good ole boy from Mississippi coming out of nowhere just killing it with goats and monkeys riding dogs and shit. Just pissing all over Ray Lewis’s face. Hell if this motherfucker can do whatever he did than so can I. I’m so fucking in it’s not even funny! I want monkeys! I want dogs! I want the world!
I shed a tear….elpres you going to miss Detox commenting? he finally quit his dead end job and is making a real living now, no internet to check our barstool, youre going to lose at least 2000 page view a day dough boy
you can have your monkeys, your dogs, and the world… i just want New Orleans, Mississippi.
Yes there is always an unknown soldier who dreams of having a monkey… Classic Amecan coming-of-age story.
New South Park Next Weds
They are coming to the Lowell Spinners game on July 19th
@Lauren, did you add me to facebook yet?
“and this is how I got to where I am today”
Sleeping at a motel 6 in bumfuck arkansas with a fat assed wife and a truck that reeks of monkey and goat shit.
Just livin the dream
Blogging is a thankless job
“We got a lot of problems down in Mississippi… namely New Orleans.”
The jokes on this guy just write themselves.
i love this gig. monkeys riding dogs is hilarious! and then they heard goats?! funniest thing ive seen in a long time. epic speech too.
@blackdude yeah…. lol a while ago
No joke, I saw this guy last Friday. I live down in Mississippi and have seen him three different times. Monkeys riding dogs herding goats like a motherfucker.