Move Over Ryan Lochte….Lolo Jones Is The New Bum of the Olympics
I’m being dead serious when I say that after I watched Lolo Jones get demolished in the hurdles yesterday I googled to find out when her signature was. When was the event that she was supposed to win and was getting all the hype for? Well to my surprise that was it. The race that she came in a distant 4th and got demolished by two other Americans. Umm what? Why was she the most publicized female athlete in the Olympics? Because she’s pretty? Because she’s a fake virgin? Listen I don’t begrudge this bitch for getting endorsement deals and all that shit. But now I feel like people are trying to defend her saying it’s not her fault she’s pretty and marketable blah, blah, blah. That she shouldn’t have to apologize for anything she did. Even she is trying to play the role of the victim with quotes like these;
“I guess all the people who were talking about me can have their night and laugh about me, I guess.’’ Jones said after the race that she doesn’t understand the backlash against her, or the story attacking her in The New York Times the other day.”
You really don’t get the backlash? Well let me explain it to you. People hate frauds. They hate being sold a bill of goods. They hate people who are crowned champions without winning anything. That’s one of the reasons so many people hated Lebron. You built yourself into this huge megastar. It was cold, calculated and brilliant. You ranted and raved about how you were a virgin. You went on Real Sports and spilled your guts. All these things were done on purpose to make yourself the Queen of the Olympics. You wanted all the endorsement deals and all the fame. That’s fine, but you forgot one thing. When the rubber meets the road you better win. If not you better accept that people will call you a bum and ridicule you. That the competitors who are better than you will become jealous about getting overshadowed. That just comes with the territory. Sure you get to keep your money but don’t you dare complain about the negative attention. You brought that all on yourself. You made your bed now you got to sleep in it. Again I ain’t mad at her for cashing in on her looks, but just spare me this “whoa is me routine” after you get your virgin ass kicked inside out.
woe is me*…good blog though, fuck that virgin. stop complaining and win something.
“whoa is me” quote of the year
Now that she has lost, maybe she will open her legs to someone in the Olympic Village. Time to get some dick!
Was this blog about Tim Tebow?
She was considered fortunate to make the Olympic team, not sure who told you that she was the favorite to win that event.
Whoaaaa me, you’re running wild. Whoa me.
btw you’re an idiot. She wasn’t supposed to win this year. She was supposed to win in 2008. She’s 30 years old, clearly on the downswing. That’s what made 2008 such a big deal.
She’ll be the next Bachelorette and Pres will be her biggest fan. Mortal lock.
Yeah real sick of this broad. I will say I do believe she is a virgin tho. She’s got this goofy walk and way about her, and I don’t think it’s all the muscles either. I think it’s cuz she’s like 26 or whatever and she’s never been fucked before. Get one of those water polo bros in her dorm at the Olympic village immediately to gorilla fuck this chick!
I only clicked on this blog because i thought it would show pictures of her bum. Quite disappointed
You see her facial expression as she jumps….. it’s horrifying. The worst poop face ive seen in years, since i had a mirror directly infront of my toilet
she’ll be dating an MLB or NBA player by year’s end. Dancing with the stars Mortal Lock though.
US is only doing well bc no other countries are stupid enough to have women compete in sports
dont get the backlash, she’s almost perfect looking, she didn’t win, who cares, move on. This isn’t Phelps were talking about here, she wasn’t a guarantee to win. So be honest, how much money did you lose betting on her?
The Today Show didn’t help matters this morning bringing her onto the show where she started crying about all the negative press she’s been subject to. Bring the two Americans that got the silver and the bronze onto the show and talk to them. This cunt had her chance and didn’t get it done. Now go the fuck away and give some airtime to the people who actually got results
Her white half slowed her down.
I need a “Whoa Is Me” shirt.
A plus, you nailed it Pres. The only thing I might add as to why she’s getting such negativity is that she goes by a stupid nickname. If you use a stupid name like that, you need to either be talented or at least interesting. 4th place doesn’t equal talent, and please Lolo, tell me more about all the fucking that you’re not doing. I’m fascinated.
You guys are all idiots….she got all the negative backlash from the NY Times before her races in the Olympics. And she’s a religious person but she’s not rubbing it everyone’s faces. Plus she wasn’t supposed to win it this year, I mean she did have spinal cord surgery you numbnuts. Lochte is the big choke artist, what’s his excuse????
Lochte is still by far and away the biggest bum of these olympics, Lolo tried to brand herself before she won anything but Lochte did the same and did it with a level of Lebron-douchness
So in Beijing didn’t she compete in womens canoe ?
RoRo
She is the American record holder and had lower spine surgery late last year. In her current medical condition she was not expected to even make the US team, she was certainly not considered to contend for the gold and was in fact not expected to medal at all. The fact that she placed as well as she did was amazing. She was in no way the favorite, she was in the last Olympics when she fell on the last hurdle. That NY Times article coming out just before her race was ridiculous and just shows what classless hacks they have writing there. I agree they should have focused more on the ones that won, but tearing apart an athlete from your own country should get you fired.
Boycott neil
Boycott neil please
Wow El Pres FTW. You just summed it up perfectly.
Meet the new Kournikova. Hot as hell but is a bit goofy. Lastly…in the Caribbean “Lolo” is a slang term for a penis…cracks me up everytime.. Lolo Jones..!
BdayUmich nailed it. It’s her fault that people focus on good looking athletes over successful ones? I don’t get that article at all.
I’d still put it in her butt
@Macfunden: If that’s the case, it’s too bad her last name isn’t Johnson.
macfunden, I think we need to pumped the brakes on calling this skunk “hot as hell.” good looking and fuckable? absolutely. hot as hell? slow it down.
well excuse me mr tight jeans but if she had some C’s up top, she’d be as close to perfect as I can imagine. Friggin gorgeous woman with a body tighter than a dolphins bootyhole
Bee sting boobs. No thanks..
whoa! is me ( joey lawrence voice)
Pres you do know she’s not responsible for her press…she didn’t call news conferences and shit…she got attention because she’s the only good looking sprinter we have…that’s it…the rest of our women look like they should have rings around their necks while doing the african seizure dance
She’s hot. Lochte is a doucher. Lochte = worse. End of story. Part 2: Fuck china.
Pres doesn’t even know about fake sports. Wasn’t favored, had surgery, and the nytimes article was a complete hack job. Lochte sucks but lolo is the shit
“Whoa is Me” needs to be the next t-shirt, or I’ll make it myself.
Laughed hard at “whoa is me”.
She can get it.
Whoa is me, people are saying she is perfect looking? I mean I for sure would, but I don’t understand the focus on her looks. Just something not right there. Watch an interview with her. Halfricans
All good except the fact that it was an upset that she made the olympic team…true fans no she had 0 chance of winning anything in that race. Maybe a bronze if someone fell.
They all got smoked by a white chick so they should all kill themselves. Chinese and North Koreans don’t have to since they’ll be executed.
Did pres do it again or did pres do it again. Add “whoa is me” to the slang book kiddos. Soon we’ll have a whole new language.
fuckin A, I did the same thing….when i watched her come in 4th i thought oh well this is just a warm up to whatever even she is actually good at