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13 Responses to MTV Legend Abram Busted In MA for Public Urination…Promptly Smears His Shit All Over His Jail Cell Walls

1. 
   by BobSacamento on February 28, 2011 at 5:02 pm

   abram and cara maria were banging in prague in the most recent challenge
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   by G.O.A.T on February 28, 2011 at 5:09 pm

   I barbacked at WaterWorks back in the day, she’s great to look at don’t get me wrong, but she is about as dumb as a mentally retarded redneck.
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   by The Vatican Assassin on February 28, 2011 at 5:10 pm

   Lunenburg cops are assholes. I’m from central mass and know all to well. Although i cant i say i condone smearing your shit on the walls, i can condone feeding Cara Maria your meat hammer every chance you get.
4. 
   by JoLo1 on February 28, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   That’s the same chick that was on the challenge? She looks a lot different
5. 
   by Skeeter on February 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm

   Yes because back in 06 Cara was actually normal and didn’t have all these weird fucking colors in her hair and also she wasn’t looking like a lost circus freak.  Abe fucked this broad’s mind up.
6. 
   by cleavlandsteamer on February 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm

   i hope this DB gets pink eye from touching his own shit
7. 
   by Kay Jewelers on February 28, 2011 at 5:22 pm

   Abram beat the crap out of the black kid from MA on the show. I think it was on Road Rules, and then got kicked off.
    
   Good story huh?
8. 
   by mccish13 on February 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    
   ^Heres the video
    
    
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvWWrQmaZjo
    
9. 
   by mccish13 on February 28, 2011 at 5:34 pm

   P.S. skip to 0:42 for the good shit
10. 
    by SanFran415 on February 28, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    hilarious, completely forgot about when he fought the black fatty.  Abe got like 6 good punches in to fattys 1.  Anyway, Abe took the “i’m a crazy tough guy” attitude too far and is just a weirdo douche now.  Like in Prague at the end how we tells everyone they are gonna suck and slow the team down on the last race.  Then he’s the first one throwing up and getting put into the back of the ambulance and talking nonsense like the Fox reporter.  What the fuck was that all about?
     
     
11. 
    by Cleveland Steamer on February 28, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    “I guess that’s why I’m the grandfather of smut.”
    pres… your the godfather of smut. the grandfather of smut?? no no no… try godfather. sounds better.
    just lookin out for ya.
12. 
    by THE MICK on February 28, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    What exactly is a “First Ballet”? Similar to Black Swan perhaps?
13. 
    by wutan on March 2, 2011 at 7:52 am

    I hired this chick to be a booth babe at a trade show a few years back…Desperately in need of a boob job.