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By elpresidente posted February 3rd, 2013 at 10:45 PM
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    1. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by christosterone on February 3, 2013 at 10:46 pm

      Ray Lewis now has as many throats slit as Super Bowl titles. Good for him

      • Up: 24
      • Down: 7
    2. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by elportnose on February 3, 2013 at 10:47 pm

      That Renee Clydesdale commercial had me in tears…..

      • Up: 11
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      by Boo Radley on February 3, 2013 at 10:47 pm

      The dodge commercial won the super bowl

      • Up: 10
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      by jokocozzy on February 3, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      So does filming practices.

      • Up: 22
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      by Austra1ia on February 3, 2013 at 10:53 pm

      Good for the Ravens, they got theirs and now their championship window is closed. 49ers will be back.

      • Up: 6
      • Down: 7
    6. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by robinprison on February 3, 2013 at 10:54 pm

      How is Jacoby Jones not the MVP??? 1 return TD and 1 rec TD. What more could he do?

      • Up: 24
      • Down: 4
    7. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Joe Pesci on February 3, 2013 at 10:54 pm

      I’m sure Terrell Suggs will handle this win gracefully

      • Up: 14
      • Down: 4
    8. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by bryans cranston on February 3, 2013 at 10:54 pm

      There’s an asterisk. Deer antler spray.

      • Up: 10
      • Down: 7
    9. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dwyanewadesherpes on February 3, 2013 at 10:56 pm

      Tracy Morgan’s commercial was funny.

      PS – I love how the Ravens win is messing with your mind Pres.

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 6
    10. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by smitty92 on February 3, 2013 at 10:58 pm

      Isn’t it ironic how the Ravens’ Super Bowl Victory was built upon an illegal action not being punished?

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 9
    11. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by yazman on February 3, 2013 at 10:58 pm

      I think elpres took the deer antler spray intranasally…

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 7
    12. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dwyanewadesherpes on February 3, 2013 at 11:01 pm

      For the idiots calling a hold on the final play, the ball was going out of bounds anyway.

      • Up: 9
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    13. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by 5550123 on February 3, 2013 at 11:03 pm

      I imagine the city of San Fran, is burning to the ground right now.

      • Up: 5
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    14. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by imissbledsoe on February 3, 2013 at 11:04 pm

      The NFL where a murderer is the face of the sport…classy organization

      • Up: 6
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      by bryonblais on February 3, 2013 at 11:05 pm

      yo dwayne wade. the ball LANDED out of bounds. it definitely couldve been caught

      • Up: 13
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    16. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by locked out habs fan on February 3, 2013 at 11:07 pm

      Boston knows the feeling of being eliminated in the playoffs all to well.

      • Up: 10
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    17. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by munzy4223 on February 3, 2013 at 11:08 pm

      For the idiots thinking the ball was going out of bounds, Crabtree is a good enough receiver to make that play. The ball only hit a yard out of bounds.

      • Up: 8
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      by dwyanewadesherpes on February 3, 2013 at 11:10 pm

      Doubt it, at best Carbtree would have only one foot in bounds.

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 10
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      by theprodigy22 on February 3, 2013 at 11:13 pm

      Dwayne, uncatchable balls only negate pass interference. If it was a hold it doesnt matter where the ball landed.

      • Up: 16
      • Down: 2
    20. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by seidenbergsslut44 on February 3, 2013 at 11:14 pm

      nigs gonna nig

      • Up: 6
      • Down: 6
    21. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by briar on February 3, 2013 at 11:14 pm

      Pierce took a concussive hit and should not have been put back in. Glad I saw about 50 bullshit nflevolution safety commercials.

      • Up: 5
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      by CLCR76 on February 3, 2013 at 11:15 pm

      Can’t wait for the outcry towards Jim Harbaugh for skipping the postgame interview.

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 3
    23. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ep453 on February 3, 2013 at 11:16 pm

      Wahhh Wahhh Wahhhhhhhhh

      • Up: 4
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    24. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by tig trager on February 3, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      over/under on how many ravens fans get stabbed/shot after run-ins with 49ers fans in NO tonight? 4.5

      • Up: 8
      • Down: 2
    25. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ficken-die-hocker on February 3, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      Alright season’s over. Offseason move #1 for the Patriots, go fucking sign Ed Reed.

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 4
    26. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by BdayUmich on February 3, 2013 at 11:19 pm

      The Dodge commercial did rock, and the All State power outage was well played. I don’t normally laugh at all the ridiculous comments about ElPres’ wife, I consider them to be mostly unfunny and tasteless, but I’ll admit I chuckled at elportnose’s, even though I think Renee is actually pretty hot.

      • Up: 5
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    27. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dwyanewadesherpes on February 3, 2013 at 11:22 pm

      I know the rules of a hold, but even if they didn’t hold Crabtree he would have caught it out of bounds. It was a bad throw by Kaepernick; don’t know why he didn’t run it.

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 9
    28. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by swarles on February 3, 2013 at 11:22 pm

      Hey Prezzy, u mad bro? Pats are done, have been done. Stop being a pussy. Every other Pats fan has moved on, stop disgracing your city bro.

      • Up: 6
      • Down: 6
    29. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by mrjeffrey on February 3, 2013 at 11:24 pm

      Just like they murdered those faggot patriots…suck it! Bpollard patriot killer….theres the real fucking mvp. They won the superbowl when he busted that moon boot wearing fags ass in fartsboro!!!

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 12
    30. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by metsareajoke on February 3, 2013 at 11:28 pm

      http://leagueofbikepolo.com/sites/leagueofbikepolo.com/files/Good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you-1.jpeg

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 3
    31. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by oakmonster on February 3, 2013 at 11:31 pm

      Thung Life!! Do you think Junior Seau would have still killed himself if Pats went 19-0 and he actually won something?

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 8
    32. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by giselleismydad on February 3, 2013 at 11:32 pm

      Do New England fans ever stop crying? Go back to writing about how cool gronk is as he’s hurt every year.

      • Up: 8
      • Down: 13
    33. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by eric on February 3, 2013 at 11:35 pm

      Hahahah i give it to you prez only two words and a picture but this post was funny as hell i love it

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 2
    34. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dwyanewadesherpes on February 3, 2013 at 11:36 pm

      Junior Seau would still be alive if the Pats finished the job 5 years ago.

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 8
    35. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by seidenbergsslut44 on February 3, 2013 at 11:36 pm

      Plenty of Pats fans know the Ravens beat the Pats fair and square. People don’t like Ray Lewis because he is a hypocritical, murdering, baby mama-mongering dick. Stop with the bitter Pats fans schtick. Yes, we ARE used to losing at this point, which makes your comments even more moot and stupid.

      • Up: 9
      • Down: 3
    36. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Moxie on February 3, 2013 at 11:38 pm

      oakmonster, stay classy bro…

      • Up: 5
      • Down: 1
    37. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by joeflow on February 3, 2013 at 11:39 pm

      28 6 then a mysterious power outage and presto, the 9ers go on a run, viewers stay locked and advertisers get their cheddar’s worth. I smell fish.

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 2
    38. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 3, 2013 at 11:40 pm

      I just watched two teams play in the superbowl who aren’t the patriots. I better get to a Boston blog and trash the patriots. Sweet life guys.

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 6
    39. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by doubledecker on February 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm

      So are the Raven’s almost a dynasty since they’ve won 2 Super Bowls in the last 14 years and the Pats have 3? Let me know, thanks.

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 3
    40. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 3, 2013 at 11:44 pm

      If they won 3 in 4 years they would be a dynasty.

      • Up: 9
      • Down: 4
    41. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by cahil on February 3, 2013 at 11:47 pm

      still trying get over the patriots loss..
      ..it’s ok now right?
      cause we only loss to
      the superbowl champs!?!- right?

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 3
    42. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by swarles on February 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm

      “So are the Raven’s almost a dynasty since they’ve won 2 Super Bowls in the last 14 years and the Pats have 3? Let me know, thanks.”

      You had 4 good years, after that you’ve failed every time, 8 years. give the ravens time, if they cheat they might just catch up to the pats….

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 5
    43. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by cahil on February 3, 2013 at 11:49 pm

      i spell like barstool
      ..now regrets.
      wish i could kick my previous post
      in the ball sac..

      • Up: 1
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    44. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by bloodywanker on February 3, 2013 at 11:51 pm

      I didn’t root against the ravens because they took the pats out. The pats sucked, no question about it, and they deserved to lose 100%. I just am sick of seeing Ray Lewis’s bullshit. When god is on your side, who can be against you? Wtf kinda delusional shit is that. Yeah, god chose you over all the guys on the 49ers, and all the people starving in africa for that matter. fucking idiot.

      • Up: 8
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    45. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 3, 2013 at 11:53 pm

      How did the pats cheat swarles. Better yet, tell me how they gained an advantage over other teams doing what they did. Please tell me in detail because I’m going to wager u don’t know a thing about spygate.

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 4
    46. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by richgarces on February 3, 2013 at 11:57 pm

      Gotta love fags like jokocozzy having no idea what spygate was all about http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3398828 But ya lets compare cheating in a game to murdering.

      • Up: 5
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    47. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by oakmonster on February 3, 2013 at 11:58 pm

      The details were burned and thrown away. So no one really knows, hence the *

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 3
    48. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Harry Johnson on February 4, 2013 at 12:05 am

      @oakmonster, You are aware that it wasn’t illegal until the 2007 season, right?

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 2
    49. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 12:05 am

      it is not illegal to tape the opposition’s sideline. They got in trouble fot where they taped it from. The tapes contained video of an opposition’s sideline during a game, which is not a illegal. The tapes were burned because the whole thing is fucking nonsense. Jesus Christ u kids are so fucking uninformed about everything.

      • Up: 6
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    50. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by oakmonster on February 4, 2013 at 12:14 am

      Oh! So the half million( Max fine) on Bill, quarter million fine to team and loss of first round draft pick. I forgot the Pats were the ones who got cheated

      • Up: 1
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    51. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creepster on February 4, 2013 at 12:15 am

      ray killed the lights

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 1
    52. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 12:26 am

      Actually they were. Spygate came down to keeping parody. If the pats didn’t make the playoffs in 2007 they would only loose a 2nd round pick. Since they made the playoffs and almost ran the table they had a 1st rounder taken. They were more severely punished for succeeding after supposedly gaining an illegal advantage. Doesn’t make much sense. Google bleacher report and spygate and educate yourself. Or u can keep posting omg patriots cheated lol!!!!!!!! No patriot hater wants to let the truth get in the way of being a lonely hating cunt.

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 4
    53. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by oakmonster on February 4, 2013 at 12:40 am

      Omg Patriots cheated lol!!!!!!

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 1
    54. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by robinprison on February 4, 2013 at 12:42 am

      creampie if you have to cite a very specific article it’s clearly a LITTLE biased

      • Up: 4
      • Down: 2
    55. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 12:59 am

      There is more than one article. Bleacher report sums it up best based on the facts. Can u site me just one article that has proof the Pats did more than point a completely visible camera at the sidelines, which is not illegal, from a location in the stadium they shouldn’t have according to the rules?

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 2
    56. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 1:02 am

      Again, they taped from the wrong position. That is spygate. Please let me know when u find something to the contrary.

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 2
    57. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by bulldog on February 4, 2013 at 1:11 am

      Ray Lewis had definitely cuckolded el pres

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 0
    58. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by old school chevy guy on February 4, 2013 at 1:11 am

      Over/Under on how many people got stabbed by Ray Ray during the black out…..I’m gonna say 5

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 0
    59. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 1:16 am

      And the rule that encompasses the location of the camera is up to interpretation. Bill saw it one way and the ginger hammer saw it the other. He fined Bill and the pats for insubordination when it came down to it. He warned them and bill was stubborn. Bill kept doing things the way he interpreted the rule and he and the patriots paid for it. It was a poor decision that was driven by ego. Nothing more.

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 2
    60. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by bigdickpevs on February 4, 2013 at 1:40 am

      the nfl, where homicide happens

      • Up: 1
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    61. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by robinprison on February 4, 2013 at 1:40 am

      creampie…he was warned. Also, is it any coincidence that Eric Mangini was the one that finally brought this all to light? As far as a website finding something to the contrary there’s a sports historian named Dr. Pen who spent the latter half of his career investigating the Pats and spygate. Pen stated that his results were so conclusive that they created something of an “island” of facts. Check out Dr. Pen’s Island at PenIsland.com

      • Up: 4
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    62. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 1:50 am

      You are aware that numerous coaches were caught doing it after the pats were warned but nobody blew the whistle because it was a well known fact everybody was doing it. Mangini was just a cunt. He has come out and acknowledged that he was just a jealous cunt. So Dr. Pen is the definitive authority on spygate? Fuck outta here.

      • Up: 0
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    63. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 2:01 am

      I’m sure you probably know more about football then bill cowher but maybe you should check out what he has to say about spygate. I googled Dr. Pen, came up with nothing.

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 2
    64. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by creampie dispenser on February 4, 2013 at 2:19 am

      Does Dr. Pen Island live near Dr. Phillip Mckracken?

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 2
    65. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by nightface on February 4, 2013 at 7:52 am

      NE was going to lose big to Baltimore or Denver – it didn’t matter. The Pats beat Houston, who BARELY edged the BENGALS, IN HOUSTON, the week before. But seriously, keep talking about Ray Lewis. The Nancy Grace thing suits you.

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 1
    66. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by TheUglyShtick on February 4, 2013 at 8:22 am

      I googled penisland and creampies all night

      • Up: 2
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    67. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by reppinme on February 4, 2013 at 9:42 am

      jacoby jones isn’t he MVP because outside of 2 plays he was non-existent whereas flacco was clutch the entire game including 2 final quarter drives for points (also had almost 300yds and 3TD, 0int). crabtree for sure catches the ball if not touched but has no chance at getting both feet down. i love how morons are debating over the “positioning of the camera” for spygate as if the positioning can’t assist in gathering additional info to help your team. who cares if its legal to film the sideline – you can only film it from certain spots for a reason otherwise why not just stand on their sideline with a camera? its cheating for a reason. and citing bleacher report as a credible source is fucking comical. might as well cite espn. also, there’s ZERO scientific info that deer antler spray actually does anything for an athlete. ZERO info.

      • Up: 1
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    68. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by beantown junkie on February 4, 2013 at 10:31 am

      But there’s new scientific info that u were molestedby a deer and shot a load of antler spray on Ur face, hence that’s why Ur a faggot.

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 0
    69. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by robinprison on February 4, 2013 at 12:07 pm

      haha creampie googled Dr. Penisland. I win just for that

      • Up: 3
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