MUST WATCH – Drunk Cubs Chick Taking You Into the Weekend
This chick is such a piece I can’t even stand it! No point in trying to recap all of her best lines because there were so many of them. ”Alan Trammel”? Huh? ”What is this Russia” What? ”NPR shouldn’t exist because I have to pay for birth control and HBO” Well good point, but still what a piece! We need Barstool Chicago and we needed it yesterday! Have a great weekend everybody!
Opening Day: The Cubs biggest fan from WBEZ on Vimeo.

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This is exactly why we need to save planned parenthood, protecting our interests in fucking drunk chicks everywhere. What if we didn’t have the morning after pill after we carelessly nutted all up in a chicks box? What if we didn’t have abortion to kill our one night stand babies? Fight for men everywhere!
http://intobolivian.com/2011/04/08/reader-entry-save-planned-parenthood/
I heard Dee Reynolds from Always Sunny in Philadelphia was patterned after this chick. true story.
This is really close to how I sound at Jays games. Just like 10 years younger and better teeth I guess. Same drunk level for sure.
I wish she was attractive.
“i have to pay for HBO and birth control, public radio should be free”
this girl is fucking legendary! i spit out my vodka sprite and i was drinking some
Best line is clearly “I gotta pay for HBO and birth control, why would public radio be free.”
WOW. This just got better with every second. Thank you.
there should be a rule that if you promote another blog or website on the stool you’re banned for life, no exceptions. i’m sick of these fucking turd burglars like BlackDude and winebottle promoting their bitch ass sites. get a life bro.
Wow. And now I’m pissed…I’ve been paying for HBO for years now and it’s actually birth control? Shit.
100% fake. pres, you’re slipping bro.
Mr. Jeans, I actually do have a life, looking for a hobby other then doing blow and fucking the girls you dream of. Advantages of Brighton/Allston, where bitches be wearing skirts and are really drunk. But thanks for the pub, I’m going to the White Horse and play some pool now, probably end up some banging some college girl you dream of, enjoy your life!
Is wine bottle bragging about being a cokehead?
Maybe you and Charlie Sheen can get together sometime and laugh at the rest of the world for not realizing how great you are at life. On second thought nah, the chicks Charlie bangs probably aren’t good enough for you, you stud.
bahah that was actually funny. that sniffle she does is fucking sexay
Harry Carey? she can’t be fucking serious
“Mr. Jeans, I actually do have a life, looking for a hobby other then doing blow and fucking the girls you dream of.”
That line was fucking awesome…..not good but awesome….
Guaranteed that dude hate fucked the shit out of her.
For a guy named after a felony you surely don’t take a joke well sir, the majority of people with larceny charges do a fuck load of blow…. Hence why they are stealing…
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Is it any surprise that this chick’s favorite player is Fuk-u-do-me??
also this chick has to be kicking herself when she saw this hit the internet
This is why you really can’t just let loose and act fucking ridiculous anymore…everything is videotaped and everything makes it to blogs….operate under that notion and your safe
Maybe now that Stoollala was mercifully euthanized, it could be about time for the Stool in Chicago
Faaaaaaaaaaake
They are being deceptive. Completely Fake.
The second she said “Alan Trammell” it was obviously fake.
LMAO! At the video yes, but even more at that douche Wine bottle. That fat fuck couldn’t land the slam pig in this video with a roofie…never mind a “girl you dream of”! Having 3 chins (not including the one on the back of his head) and being one of the very few “men” with a F.U.P.A. might work for Peter Griffin but not that retard.
Let me guess, you whip out your phone and show the “ladies” this: http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/uri-freaks-the-fuck-out-over-pauly-d/
And say “I got so close to Paulie that you can still smell his shit on my finger”?
Just a guess…
If Cubs fan’s are good for one thing it’s slobering drunkeness. They don’t know a godamn thing about baseball, or even pay attention to the game. But gotta to respect the fact that they love to get blacked the fuck out. Still, Wrigley is the worlds largest outdoor gay bar.
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MUST WATCH???? U fucking kidding me?… Still waiting for the funny parts.
Never get those 4 minutes back.
Chicago barstool does exist. Pres did not give us a look or get back to us but you can check out everything Chicago at chetsteadmansstinkycheese.blogspot.com We posted this video of our fellow cub fan yesterday.
Total toucher and rich ripoff. fuckin chicks suck though. nothing worse than a chick sports fan. absolutely nothing. and who does this pig think she is trying to shove her clam into an unused seat like she’s hot and can pull that shit with guys who pay for tickets. asking what kind of car a guy drives is the cherry on top. top cunt.
I can’t believe the majority of people are treating this like it’s a real video. She’s doing an unfunny “drunk chick” character and it’s awful.
gimme a Stool in Detroi then we’ll talk
I went by Cheeseboy today, on EP’s recommendation, and I paid $9 for a soda, a completely ordinary (and un-cheesey, un-gooey) grilled cheese, a soda and a bag of chips.
EP has to be in the bag for them.
Hats.
How does no one realized this is FAKE!!! She’s obviously acting. What a bunch of amateurs.
wooooooooooooooooooooow unreal lol
Embarrassing how fake that is. No shit faced chick can go off on tangents explaining things the way she did, sticking to the same story. When youre drunk… your mind wanders. You literally make it 35 seconds in before you blow the interview up with some improv drunken rant and walk away screaming to your buddies to wait up. I cant believe Portnoy posted this as “must watch”.
What are you blind??? This is A FAKE! FAAA AKEEE
hahahahah gold
meredith from the office
oh and that video was god awful
Fake. A good fake out, but fake nonetheless.
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