My New Blogging Hat Is Lights Out
SELL! SELL! SELL! BUY! So somebody just sent me this blogging hat in the mail. Straight fire. I can’t blog without it now. I won’t. I can’t. I honestly don’t even know how I survived this long without it.
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Laser show, pres. Now you just need to write good blogs.
Whatever takes the focus off your face
Fresh as fuck
you can just hang it on your nose when your not wearing it to
upgrade to a mac you cheap jew
I like how u still have that Dyson fan (which you got for free) that you said sucked like 3 years ago In your review. Jew city. If it’s free it’s for Portnoy.
get your elbow off that laptop, the battery will fall out
Another brilliant technique to help hide your current hair transplant process.
That’s a huge hat, and your beak is still sticks out like a black person at a ski resort, you already got hair plugs, just get the nose job while you’re at it.
Great way to hide your bald spot, too.
You get a free bowl of soup with that hat?
why the fuck does it say howdy falcon boy in the upper right of my screen..we live in boston not texas
or maybe turn all the lights out so we don’t have to see it
KFC’s blogging fleece for the win.
its a mogul hat, not a blogger hat
so should we expect like 3 posts a day while you try to sell BSS stock like Eduardo fucking Saverin?
Your nose would still get wet if you wore that in the rain.
You should have gotten a blogging yamukah instead you hook-nosed kike. Miss me motherfucker?
Haha you looks dumb
Perfect hat to wear to the gas chamber Jew
You should get a blogging ski mask to hide that monster snout.
Is that the new Blackberry Bold? Fresh!
Do us all a favor and toss that hat into a brick oven while it’s still on your head!
wearing a hat all the time makes you go bald quicker you putz
There’s a metaphor in here somewhere. You can put lipstick on a pig… no wait that doesn’t work Jews don’t eat pork.
gay
A mogul wouldn’t be caught dead in that shithole office of yours. What are you doing with your finger – killing a cockroach?
I love how Barstool HQ has the gritty ambience of a Chinatown porn theater’s projection room. Fire up the blacklight for dried semen everywhere.
I love Barstool. I really do. But every time I have to take a glimpse of this piece of shit Portnoy trying to be cool I swear to god a little part of me dies. An ugly, old piece of shit like you should be happy with your “success” and stay out of the “spotlight.”
you are looking real cool. no joke. hail to the chief!!
Your shit is weak
Follow me @KingBlackDude
Broughtery is back!! I mean beatstains is back! Fuckin faggot
Broughtery is back!! I mean beatstains is back! Fuckin faggot
Moguls don’t shop at Marshall’s……
That cockroach comment was fucking hilarious for some reason.
It looks like the lettering is already falling off/fading away. Quality item.
God luck with your kidneys working by the time youre 40
I want to fight you right now. And Im a pussy so that’s saying something.
Now I know why Tigers eat their young.
the delete button’s not on the table you dumb jew.
Fresh as fuck…Free as fuck I think
you look like dorky kid in Junior High dressing as LL Cool J for Halloween, circa 1994.
The brim isn’t big enough to keep your jew nose out of the sun.
Somebody “just sent you that”? Motherfucker that shit has bird flu courtesy of K.O. Barstool.