RT @erinhawksworth: David Krejci crazy knee bend after Del Zotto collision. http://t.co/j3v4VF1IQU
I'll give you credit. I wish this was my prediction @tdroney23: @stoolpresidente Pens in 3
Bring on the Pens! http://t.co/J2i9yPI6Z1
B's beat Pens in 6. Great series.
It's true. Damn bird can't fly @razevedo85: @stoolpresidente flightless bird
Shit made the emergency broadcasting sound for 5 minutes too. I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. Somebody protect the President!!!!
PS – I’d like to see a fucking Iphone have your back like that!
Double PS – If this Tornado thinks it’s going to stop me from sending my intern from getting me a watermelon it’s nuts.
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Great article pres. My Iphone made the same sound. Get a fucking clue before posting stupid shit.
Blackberrys still exist?
2008 called, it wants its phone back…
you sure you have the right Von Erich? i don’t think you do.
In Pres’ defense, I’m sure it has the latest Blackberry OS running on it. You know, the one that has the shitty browser.
No wonder why the stool sucks big floppy donkey dick on the iPhone.. Pres is trying to run it with a crackberry
sidekicks 4 lyfe!!!!!11
I have never heard anyone say, just got a new smart phone.. Wish I could go back to my Blackberry!
If you die does Feitelberg take over? If if he does, please get into the panic room you built after KO barstool threatened to kill you.
@Everyone….have you ever had a conversation with some idiot trying to rationilze why they still rock a Blackberry. They say shit like “it handles email real well”. No shit, so does my fucking desktop. Doesn’t mean I need to carry one like a jerk-off.
WHAT KIND OF MOGUL RUNS HIS BUSINESS AT 3G SPEED? THOUGHT IT’D BE HIGHER WITH THAT CELL PHONE TOWER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE
If that was an IPhone you would have been able to just take and upload a screen shot of that instead of taking a fucking picture of you holding the piece of shit blackberry.
pres, way to Double PS after they canceled the warning.
THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT
You sneezing in the office would probably produce an F5 tornado.
@dalesturtevant: A+
Itd be direspectful to try an top Lafferty.
Why are you idiots bitching about the guys outdated phone like a bunch of 13 year old jewish girls on a school bus…get over it you collective group of Nancy’s. We should be appreciating the fact that a grown man has the power to send another grown man on a hunt for watermelons during a tornado, or as I like to call it the American dream.
@bdemps i usually don’t find the nose jokes funny but that was great
Once you go blackberry…well you really wish you weren’t such a retard
@bdemps15, A++ comment. Made me laugh out loud.
HAHAHA @ brosiedon
LaffertyDaniel hahaha HAPPY GILMORE
So if the tornado blows through your office/shithole, would it clean the place up ?
blackberry are fucking awesome, mine always freezes and shit, so damn cool
are all you bitches going to camp out for the new iPhone 5 in October you losers? The only people i’ve ever heard bitch more about how “cool” their phones were or weren’t was a gaggle of 15 year old girls at Pinkberry. Grow up. Angry Birds isn’t that cool.
iPhone users need to get a clue. Some people need to get stuff done and only a BlackBerry can provided that. I need more than 3 hours of battery life. Have fun playing gimmick games and taking gay self pics, clowns.
I have the option of getting an iphone if I want through work, but I won’t be able to get my shit done with it. If i didn’t have a job and wanted to bitch all day about how stool doesnt work on my phone, then I’d get a blackberry. dumb bros.
*iphone. dumb bitches lol.
Pres you probably still save your porn on a floppy disk
LOL at kris10
I have both, BB is still a better corporate device. IPhone definitely better for everything else.
you churn your own butter as well Prez?
LOL, no doubt at all the faggots ragging on his phone. Lemme guess–you wear skinny jeans too, right? Guess what? I don’t even have a cellphone. Gasp!
trying to think if there’s anything gayer than this smartphone arms race everyone is invovled in. i have a 3 rules for cellphones: 1) it MUST open and close. flipphones > open-face phones, hands down, no contest. i’ve never accidently called someone cuz i sat down; 2) it can’t be an internet device. i’ll just wait to get to a real computer, thanks. people’s inability to go 5 minutes without internet access is unbelievably scary to me. 3) it sends and receives texts/calls ONLY. it’s a fucking phone. it’s for calling people. leave it at that. k.i.s.s. – keep it simple, stupid.; 4) i will not….WILL NOT….use a touchscreen device of any sort, that shit is for the birds. every time someone tries to show me something on an iphone, the page is flying every which way, switching from horizontal to vertical, etc. gimme a break.
so i gotta ask, everyone here is saying they “can’t get shit done” without a smartphone. why exactly is that? i have appointments to keep – i write them down. i have notes, etc to take for work – i write them down. when did we become too good for paper and a pencil? and i know i personally write much faster than i can type on a phone. and the number one reason i don’t fuck with those things is because i don’t want to be one of those lames that’s running around in sheer panic because they lost their phone, screaming “my whole LIFE is in there!!!” pfft, your fault for having all the important shit in one place, especially in one of the most commonly misplaced items, that’s a brainless maneuver. if i lose my phone, i just can’t call or text; i still have my music for the gym, i still have my info for work, i still have my contacts because I FUCKING WROTE THEM DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER like (what at least at one time was considered to be) a normal person. i tried to avoid a traffic jam on I-84 in Hartford last week, so i cut through a city i had never been on the streets of and found my in like 10 minutes. i don’t need GPS, i just used my sense of direction. worst bet, you stop at a gas station and ask someone. i truly fear for the future with this over-reliance on technology. don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice perk, but you can’t abuse it to the point of complete dependency.
hipneck, i like the cut of your jib. i remember (and prefer) the days of just waiting til you got home to make a call. i especially loved the pager days, like ’94-’97. i held out til like ’07, but too many chicks were looking at me like i had ten heads when i gave them a house number, haha.
what i haven’t mastered is counting…apparently, i have 4, and not 3, rules for cellphones, hahaha. if only i had an iphone to catch that mistake….
Hey ilovebarstoolsports,my homegirl Siri just gave me the abridged version of your rant. You and Thornton can hang out on the senior circuit with your notebooks and mini lead pencils from the golf course.
sounds good, pat. i leave you and the rest of the faggots alone to circle jerk around your smartphones, young whippersnapper.
Hey Pres, check your email you big dumb jewfuck.
Dro, please review:
1. You can set your phone to require a three digit password before it will do anything (like accidentally call someone)
2. You don’t need to use the internet on the phone unless you want to, but please don’t try to convince us that it’s not better to have the option than not.
3. iPhones can call and text just fine (as well as a thousand other things)
4. If you think you are incapable of learning to use a touchscreen, God help you.
Lastly, smartphones can wirelessly sync with your computer so there should be no real concern about losing your entire life if you misplace it. People like you that say they don’t need smartphones are the same people that said they don’t need cell phones. Give it up and get on board.
Nobody even mentions the fact that he has 2209 unread emails on his phone?!?!
johnnybegood, here’s the thing: i get that these things have some good features, i’m not debating that. what i’m debating is the need, not want, but the NEED for the average joe to have one. and if you ask me, there’s no NEED for some 20 year old kid to have one. i’m not going to be forced into technology i don’t need because apple convinced everyone around me that they need this. one thing i don’t do is fall into that “keep up with the joneses” trap. make it more affordable and we’ll talk. could i afford one? sure. but i’d rather have a phone that just meets my needs and keep that extra cake in my pocket. it’s like tattoos….the brokest people always seem to have $2500 worth of ink on them, and i still hear them bitch about not making ends meet, but in the next breath they’re telling me about the $400 bucks they just dropped on some corny-ass tat.
but you brought up my major point for me: “get on board.” in the words of ricky watters (if you’re under 30, he was an NFL RB in the 90s), “FOR WHO? FOR WHAT?” who do i need to get on board with? what do i need to get on board for? if someone thinks less of me for not having an iphone, they’re clearly a fucking dolt that i really have no need to impress. most people have smartphones because they’re slaves to consumerism. i have my things that i stupidly drop money on too, i guess, but having a $400 phone that costs $120 a month to keep on just so i can have a fucking constellation map app, that’s where i draw the line. worst of all, i think i’ll be forced into this eventually, cuz i tried to by a new battery for my phone a few months ago, and the people at the verizon store acted like i was asking for a black and white TV. the moral of the story is just that it seems like overkill, for me anyway. i barely use the internet: BSS, espn, nationalfootballpost.com, youtube, and my email are literally the only websites i visit. just not worth it to me. i mean, i’m on an ’02 dell desktop as we speak. and it works just fine for my purposes. good for you guys if it works for you though, to each their own. i just resent people looking at me funny for not having one.
*tried to BUY
also, let me clarify: those websites are the only non-porn-related sites i go to, hahaha. but that’s not some shit i’m going to watch on a phone, ya dig?
@ Dro, If you rarely use your flip phone, I guess there’s no reason to have an expensive smart phone. I still use my iPod for music, and my car has navigation built in, so I don’t use it to find my way while driving or anything. But I don’t have a hard wired phone at home, the iPhone is it. And while I don’t email much from it while on the go, I do check my email from time to time. And I have looked up phone numbers etc. on it while out and about. I text message my friends more than I talk to them on the phone, and with the iPhone, text messages are free (iPhone to iPhone) and you can see when the person on the other end is typing etc. just like chat services on your computer. It really doesn’t cost me much more per month than my old flip phone either, what’s twenty bucks? My father tried his hardest to buy his last phone without a camera on principle, but he just couldn’t find one. It will be the same with “smart” phones soon, which is why I said you may as well get on board. (My iPhone takes better pictures than my regular camera.) Not because you can’t live without it, but why? Do I need a phone that does a million other things? No. Do I like having the option? Yes.