My Wedding May Be Canceled!
So the First Lady had our first major argument about the wedding last night. Thing is like a week and a half away and shit is starting to hit the fan. We needed to pick the final song for the wedding and I came up with what has to be the best 1-2 ending dance combination in the history not only of weddings, but life. Something so powerful, so dominating, so classy, so overwhelming that people would be talking about it for years to come. Like every wedding from October 3rd till the rest of time would be judged on how their last two songs stacked up to ours. But NOOOOOOOOOO the First Lady said she hated both songs and vetoed it. Frankly I may not get married if she doesn’t let me use it. I mean what’s the point? If she doesn’t understand how awesome this is then how can I trust her with anything moving forward? Maybe she’s just marrying me to half of my Barstool fortune? And just in case you think I’m exaggerating here is my final dance combo that I proposed. Try not to fucking jizz yourself….
Badda
Boom!
I mean was I right or was I fucking right? Anyway time to vote how crazy the First Lady is. Vote 1 for I shouldn’t marry her now and 10 for let it slide, chicks just don’t get music.
(1,675 votes, average: 6.53 out of 10)
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Can I vote -10 for you’re a fag?
i don’t know why women ask for an opinion. The only opinion of yours that counts for a woman is the one thats ends with you saying “wow what you just said is exactly what i was thinking i agree 100% with you and what you want”
it’s pretty much bullshit when you think about it. There is zero chance of winning on a topic such as this.
What’s your first song? Something by Tiffany?
Pres, I honestly don’t know what she is thinking giving the ax to Carly Simon, because that is a phenomenal song and would be a great set-up for the closer, but I am a firm believer that you have to have your last dance with the bride on that one, and then end it all with a get-out-your-seat-and-dance song, because the next day that is probably the only part of the reception anyone is going to remember. Bottom line, keep Carly, end with a banger.
be sure to fart in the mic during the father daughter dance.
I would guess that you may not be getting married because she may not be comfortable with your sexuality.
Oh well….
i agree with enron. 10
EP. this is the first lady’s day. you are just a prop for the show.
I’m getting married the week after you and we’re entering to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkV65jUWYXk
Ummm why aren’t you closing out the night with “Can I Smell Yo Dick”?
who gives a shit? no one remembers the final song.
what you are going to learn about this whole process is that after it’s all done, none of the small things, final song included, matter.
plan your life, not your wedding ep.
Plus… if you are gonna do the last dance, it better be sung by The Chairman of the Board… Come on now!
The wedding day is what every girl lives for.. I say you chase your dream and make her use your song… Is it true you are sporting an adam lambert style hair cut and eye liner for your big day?
She has lived though your debocle of sports “Mushes/picks” over the years and if she goes by that, well I think she has a pretty good case on why she shouldn’t let you pick your nose never mind wedding songs… for instance, picking Last dance and not using Sinatra’s version??
El Mush is in Full effect
I like weird shit and even so, those two song selections are suspect at best. It’s like Morgan not replacing buckner for defense in game 6…It just flat out is a bad call. All I have to say is Lionell Ritchie; You can’t go wrong. Mix in some Elvis and you are a jukebox genious.
Good choice Papeldong! Gimme just a little more time!
Too bad Adam Lambert hasn’t covered Stanky Leg.
Fascinating shit….. now post more pictures of chicks with big tits. You didn’t get 5.87 million unique hits by droning on about your wedding.
I’m with Enron and Jumboman but I vote 11.
My last song (put on by my Step mom of all people) was Prince’s P*ssy control.
I guess there is going to be two chicks in dresses getting married on the 3rd. Super gay and frankly, it’s a little disappointing.
Got to be honest here … they both suck. Really disappointed. She is doing you a favor … people would be disappointed.
By the way … I almost spit out my coffee Cincy Life!! HILARIOUS!
If you found someone who willingly fucks a goofy, big-nosed douche, you should hang onto her like grim death.
And nobody gives a fuck about the last song. I don’t even know if there was one at the wedding I went to last weekend. If it’s a fun wedding, all the guests will be too drunk to care.
how bout both these songs are miserable
Stoolies not angry with you. Just disappointed.
Ya still have to go with Rick James, Super Freak.
When i get married, all songs will be by Motorhead, starting with Love Me Like A Reptile. Just kidding. Marriage is for idiots.
you know how i know you’re gay? “badda boom”
I vote 11, you don’t get music. weddings are for chicks, shut up and show up…you’re life is screwed anyways. It’s the things your married buddies don’t tell you until after you’re married.
Tsk tsk, El Pres. Take note from the late great Swayze…
“Unchained Melody”(Ghost) into “I’ve Had the Time of My Life”(Dirty Dancing). Even point at your father-in-law and throw in a little “Nobody puts TheFirstLady in a corner.”
I mean, if you’re going to be gayer than a guy’s belly ring at least have a theme.
come on prez, go with Zapp and Roger – I wanna be your man, chicks love that song, the grind out to Next – Too Close, first lady probly loves that shit
It’s pretty cliche, but the only last song at a wedding I ever remember was Billy Joel – Piano Man. Everybody was pretty drunk and knew the words so it went over really well.
And your first song to dance to should be Billy Joel – Just The Way You Are. Bitches just get wet. All your buddies would probably get laid.
If you’re going to lock antlers with the little woman about wedding songs what’s next? Swatches of material for drapes in the dining room? Towels for the guest bathroom? A tea cozy for your pepper pot perhaps? Focus on the guy stuff and cut the rest loose. Maintain your deniablity.
Wow, just when I think you can’t get any gayer…
Nobody gives a fuck about the last song. Nobody remembers that shit. They do, however, remember when you get caught making out with your wife’s step sister while everyone else is supposed to be doing the fucking cha cha.
what arre you like 60 years old or something. No wonder the first lady said no. totally lame choices.
stick to blogging about other people you fucking fag – I just lost all respect for you
Groomzilla.