“Nantucket; If You Can See The Ocean The Ocean Can See You”
Photo cred: Kristen Kellogg. Live from South Street.
If I survive this blizzard Nantucket better have this shit figured out before the 4th of July rolls around. PS this blog was written live from a bunker under 30″ on snow in CT. Just blogging on sheer will.
That’s a lot more ocean-front property.
If you die and KFC takes over does that mean he gets to fuck Renee?
P.S. This comment was written under Renee. Just keeping her warm on sheer will.
Pres, I speak for most locals here on Nantucket, please don’t come here…you suck
Hey pres, how ’bout them Badgers?
Yo jake, just drove through that shit. Not my brightest moment.
Hope the Edgartown shark isn’t anywhere near by…
The blog was written live? As opposed to what?
Surprised you decided to blog today. JMac fucking murdered the Stool yesterday and not in the good way.
kind of a shitty weekend. Führer Patrick has graciously allowed us back on the roads, but no bars, restaurants, clubs, stores or even the Bruins are happening. Lots of people have no power or heat. Welp, back to my fire and drinks. Stay safe stoolies.
did you wear your North Face yarmulke?
I only got to play 9 holes today out in LA. Too god damn hot out. Brutal.
There’s like 28 ppl that don’t have power WTF are you talking about koberapes?
Wait did u guys hear what I said? I was only able to play 9 fuckin holes today!
Monsterzero….. Fuckin killed it. Best comment of the day! Do they make designer/ brand name beanies for the kikes?
i am definitely not making light of anything, but how come the power always goes out in boston and new york when ever its not a perfectly sunny day?
Get to fuck out of connecticut you degenerate
I love all of you who shit on prez, the other writers, and the stool as a whole while you go out of your way and take time to read their blogs
Listen mother fucker, just make it the fuck home already you cock sucker. I refuse to continue being a low life, moms basement dwelling, no job having piece of shit if you disapear on us like you did this past week for some teenje boppin rave. Unless ur rippin tides in the month of june somewhere. JMac isnt bad but he aint no Prez. Fuck u, fetusberg.
You site sucks now ep sorry to say when you put it in the hands of unfunny untalented hacks it’s going to turn into garbage. Go fuck yourself.
FUCK NANTUCKET
Only thing missing in this picture is you floating face down the stream while Renee is getting stuffed nearby by the local police and fire department……
Titfaced- you mad bro? Couldn’t afford the $50 ferry ticket to paradise? Or worse, you were the one person in the history of Nantucket summers to go and not get laid once by literally thousands of smokeshows in 48 square miles of land? Tough break kid. Tough, tough break.
na bro, born and raised on MV. We don’t like those fags. And don’t you worry about me gettin laid
Did you google Nantucket’s square mileage? Talk about not getting laid
Nanfuckit is a sandbar at best, MV is a rock! Hopefully that’s Mike Fransesa’s house and he will take the week off
MV has like five towns and what, 4 of them are dry right? Nantucket just approved 7 new liquor stores and 3 new bars. That’s just one town bro. And I’ve known the dimensions of my town since 1st grade. Sorry your school converted to a vocational tech. Shoulda worked harder on those MCAS I guess.
I truly hope that John Kerry’s house has a new swimming pool courtesy of Nemo. Phony douchebag.