I don’t even know what to say here. I’ve tried to right this story sarcastically about 10 times and can’t do it. I can’t even ways to defend this bitch jokingly. Like there has to be more to the story right? This lady has to have done something to the neighbor. I don’t know if she steals her newspaper every morning or lets the dog shit on her lawn every morning or what, but there’s something. I refuse to believe there are people this psychotic in our country. I know we’re becoming a nation of pussies. I know we give trophies to every kid and we don’t give them letter grades because it’s all about trying and all kinds of other pussy stuff, but not letting kids play outside because it endangers them is way too over the top. Oughta be interesting to see this one play out.