DM – Concern is growing over a ‘creepy’ new iPhone app which scours pictures posted by users’ Facebook friends to pull out all the photos showing them wearing revealing outfits. On sale on the iTunes store for $1.99, the Badabing! app uses some sort of image-recognition technology to work out which of your friends pictures show the most skin. Once the pictures have been discovered, users can then browse them all before bookmarking their favourites and sharing them with others.
This is definitely pretty awesome. When you’re looking through a hot chicks pictures the last thing you want to do is run into some boner killer pics of her and her boyfriend at a pumpkin patch or apple picking or her “Fat Booth” pics or whatever. That shit sucks. And there’s nothing better than your News Feed during the summer or Spring Break. Just a bunch of smokes posing in bikinis staring at the water and jumping in the air with all their friends. This app essentially makes that a reality 24/7/365.
But here’s my question: do people really go on Facebook to get turned on? Don’t get me wrong, I like a girl in a bikini as much as the next guy. But Facebook is on the internet. Porn sites are on the internet too. I’ve had friends tell me they jerkoff to facebook and shit and it blows my mind. You guys know there are sites where the chicks are not only wearing little to no clothes, but they’re also having sex right? And 99% of the time the chicks are hotter than your facebook friends. Their profession is being hot. It’s not a hobby, it’s what they do. So yea this app is cool because it eliminates all the boring and lovey dovey pics, but if you’re actually using it to get aroused then you need to get your head checked. Paying $1.99 for an app like this is essentially paying for porn and I think we can all agree how insane that is.
PS – Apple approving an app that shows any girl’s bikini pics but denying Barstool because we say “fuck” is just absurd.
PPS – maybe not the best idea to sneak a baby pic into your example screen shot, Badabing