New Hotel offers guests a night as a hamster
NANTES (Reuters Life!) - It’s a unique concept according to its creators, a hotel in the French town of Nantes is offering the chance for people to become a hamster. For 99 euros ($148.10) a night, you can eat hamster grain, run in a giant wheel and sleep in hay stacks in what is called the “Hamster Villa.” Maud and Sebastien are the first ones to experience how hamsters live, not afraid at the thought of sleeping in hay or feeding on a hamster fountain and special grain.
And here I was like a fool thinking for all these years that I was the only one in the world who wanted to live like a Hampster. Turns out I’m not alone. Well this seals it. I’m not going to run from who I am anymore. I don’t care who knows. I’m going to scream it from every mountain top I can find. I WANT TO LIVE LIKE A HAMPSTER!
There I said it and it felt good! Almost like a thousand pound weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I WANT TO LIVE LIKE A HAMPSTER!!!! I WANT TO LIVE LIKE A HAMPSTER! I WANT TO LIVE LIKE A HAMPSTER!!!
I’d pay if it means I get to shit on the floor and cannibalize my own children.
The women in my underground dungeon already live like this.
Kudos to the French, though, for figuring out how to charge them for it.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”.
“I’d pay if it means I get to shit on the floor and cannibalize my own children.” LMFAO!!
Seriously Frenchie? Now you know this is just a gateway to a hotel full of people Gerbiling. Or do they use hampsters in France?
Wait. . . so this hotel is just a giant replica of Richard Gere’s colon?
This is a dream come true for those sick furry fuckers. They would be the ones how would want to do this right? This looks pretty dumb to me.
Dollarbillporter that was a funny fucking line.
Reason # 2027 why the rest of the World looks at the French and says: What the Fuck??
Boats and Ho’s!