New Poll Says Married Women Would Rather Hook Up With Eli Manning Than Tom Brady…Wait What?
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NYDailynews – And it’s Manning for the score! A poll of married women with cheating hearts said they’d prefer to have an affair with Eli Manning, the NY Giant quarterback, than with Tom Brady of the New England Patriots, according to AshleyMadison.com. In fact, 54% of married women polled said that they’d rather have a dalliance with Manning because of his to his “boy next door” good looks, according to the adultery-promoting company. Philandering females said they thought Manning would be “less of a hothead” than Brady and easier to relate to.
Well that answers that. Ashlehymadison.com is a fraud website. I always wondered whether I should sign up for that thing. Fuck a couple hot married bitches. But clearly it’s a bait and switch operation. Just like the rest of these sham hookup websites. No hot married chicks. Just fat, gross hookers from craigslist. I’m actually surprised they’d be this stupid. I mean you instantly lose all credibility when you put out a survey like this. I’m not even going to debate how preposterous it is because it’s a known fact there isn’t a woman on the planet including Eli’s wife who wouldn’t trade 1 second with Tom for a lifetime with Eli. Fact.
This is obviously a confidence issue Prez. Eli is pretty ugly. These women probly feel intimidated by the great Tom Bradys beutiful butt-chin.
Women are are afraid of competing with Gisele. They know Tom wouldn’t find their lazy fat asses attractive, when he has 10 at home. While Eli is banging away on failed beauty pageant bimbos, Tom went out and married the highest paid supermodel in the world.
You will need to do some impressive dazzling shit to impress Brady. I am guessing Eli would be happy with a messy handjob while he watches the 2008 Super Bowl on loop.
I really hope theres not a comment war about which man is more appealing to women…that would be the gayest thread in stoolie history
Yesterday’s smokeshow. Woof.
Tornopen hit the nail on the head with the competition theory. End of conversation. Please.
Tornopen, you’re objectifying women and promoting a rape culture. I’m going to occupy you.
Nana Portnoy chose Vince Wilfork.
girls would not sex brady was like what. thikning eli was peyton with mannning face sex face. is like rex. gross, man.
Chicks love winners. They don’t want to hook up with a guy who couldn’t finish a 19-0 perfect season. They want the guy who came out of nowhere and stomped that team out. 18-1*
women are intimidated by tom’s uggs… and his possible bisexuality
There’s got to be a stoolie with a hacking background that can have some fun with knockoutbarstool.com
Make it happen.
Hard to believe…but judging by those pics , the survery is right. Gisele IS checking out brady’s package…but Eli is clearly getting a handjob. Just look at that hillbilly dipshit’s face.
Dynamite Flynt lmfao dude, wtf are you on?
american culture is amusing. tom brady is a sports figure. he plays a game which means you only need to defend his statistics on the gridiron yet when some1 says another qb would get more girls you feel the need to defend him. yes brady is better looking but who gives a shit? hes married to a super model. why are u so concerned that a dating website said more women would rather hook up with him?
*eli not him
no homophobes its not about Tom vs Eli that much, and grow the fuck up. If you can’t admit that Tom Brady is definitely a better looking dude that Eli, youre insecure in one of many ways, but this is all about Gisele.
The dirty tramps know they couldn’t get Brady’s attention but Eli is like that townie at the local bar who is completely smashed in the corner of the place, who scrapes himself off the floor around 12:45am and clings onto a cougar to get through the night, these women filling out the survey are that nasty cougar in the XL leopard print tube top and cowboy hat at the local bar
The gayness of Brady fans knows no bounds.
Wow. Those two lovebirds put the POW in “power couple” in the first photo. I hereby trademark that expression, unless you’re a member of Occupy Barstool and don’t believe in that sort of thing.
In the above pics, the chick with Eli is hotter than Giselle. There, someone had to say it.
Renee portnoy chose a teryll suggs and a ray Lewis sandwich
This is officially the most homo-erotic thread I’ve ever seen on Barstool. Men were not meant to talk about how one dude is better looking than another or should bs more appealing to women than another. We all belong on te island of the ghey…
t12at43 and sj39 you guys are just continuing the sarcasm and running joke here right. Or are you that clueless that you think pres and other dipshit stoolies are 100% serious in this debate?
That’s because they interviewed scorned angry wives who realize that if they chose Eli, they could throw on a strap on and take out their aggression on Eli’s pussy ass.
Eli is one chromosone away from hockey helmets and window licking…..fuckin half-tard!!!
The funniest thing here is that I bet you the reason they feel this way is because back when Tom dumped Moynihan for Gisele, all these frumpy whores were in a rage over his behavior. Yet they’d totally sleep with Eli if they could, and I guarantee you 100% they do not see the hypocrisy of it. All this poll does is set another example of, “The Crazy Way Most Women Process The World.”
No woman would spread their beef flaps for Eli over Brady.
@ninjaboot, a Stoolie already purchased the domain name “knockoutbarstool.com” and linked it to BSS superblog.
so sportsphan1, you’re saying that people would rather sleep with tyler palko than aaron rodgers cause he stomped out the packers undefeated streak?
I’m not even gay and I would fuck Tom Brady?! Fact
Easy answer. All of those cheating sluts know that there is a 100%. Chance of being photographed with Brady and losing the no- work gravy train they have in divorce court.
A fraction of a fraction of paparazzi care what Manning does outside a stadium. Close to zero percent chance these hose bags get caught whoring it out with Eli.
Who else but non-working, lazy whores have time to troll the internet and have affairs?
Brady is a whore’ish gold digger and his wife sleeps around so chicks worry they’ll get STD’s from him. Pretty simple really.
Jag_Swag . . . that makes you gay.
Sportsphan,
I think a guy with 3 rings is a bigger winner than a guy with 1 ring. Just sayin’.
Maybe they saw Tom crying about getting picked in the 6th round. Or maybe they saw this picture of Tom golfing: http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6088/bradygolfer.jpg
Or maybe they just like winners. Tom’s perfect team that was “only going to score 17 points?” got outdone by Eli and Tyree making one of the greatest plays in football history.
You guys are all getting pretty defensive trying to rip apart this “retard” (who is about to beat you in the Super Bowl for a second time), most likely because you know your own girlfriends are so unsatisfied by you that they’re fantasizing about someone you find to be this ugly and stupid.
I would smash Eli for a night if he delivers a 4th SB for the G-Men. feg intended
oh and elprez, maybe read your argument dumbass. “it’s a known fact there isn’t a woman on the planet including Eli’s wife who wouldn’t trade 1 second with Tom for a lifetime with Eli. Fact.” so its a “Fact.” that there’s not a single woman that would trade a lifetime with Eli for a second with Tom. haha retard
Eli’s wife is an absolute smoke show as well, but this is a pretty dumb survey.
I hear Zack Diossie(longsnapper/goat of the Eagles comeback last year) fucked Eli’s wife in a bush during pro bowl weekend a few years back and has a scar to prove it. If she fucked a longsnapper, she’d def fuck Brady.
I’m hypnotized by the last sentence. I think I know what you mean, but then I don’t.
Pretty disappointed. I was hoping to come on here and see a Stoolie review of his experience on Ashley Madison. I mean, who wouldn’t love pound a couple of hot/rich married chicks?