Miley Cyrus tits hello....And yes being on the West Coast severly hammers my twittering ability
Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
Do it! @l_ho_2012: RT“@Christina_Cha: Wow... There is a petition for me to be on @Playboy. Interesting. What do you think? Ehhh...”
RT @ericmee5: @stoolpresidente try sticking the scissors in it
I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
Come on bro get your game together. I mean by the time this cop went for the fist bump, Bard was already half way to the mound. This is why you can’t bring up kids to the show too fast. Because a night like this can ruin your career. I mean this cop may not have the courage to look for another fist bump the rest of the year after this debacle.
- Thanks to Pete
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what happened to the last guy? He’d been there forever and the pen seemed to love him.
ya, before the cop got called up he needed to add 100 pounds like the other cop. Nice coverup on the miss by scratching his elbow….not
Heads up on recognizing the defense on this one. The cop knew almost instantly that the bump was off and bailed immediately. That SOB almost pulled it off to make it look like he really had an itchy forearm. Just needs a few more reps at game speed and he’ll be fine
I gotta believe thats Daniel Bard, not Josh.
daniel bard pres daniel bard
Josh Bard? i gotta believe this shit is on purpose…right
Josh BeckettBardasaurus, the T-Rex of Red Sox Pitchers.
Cops at Fenway are usually cool. I saw a guy get pinched with a chunk of weed and get let go. Good luck with that anywhere else.
Anyone else feel like this guy still going on almost a week after the series?:
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I gotta give the fuzz credit here. Bard raised his arm like he was going for the bump but it was really just to adjust his jersey. Copper realized it and flawlessly switched to the forearm scratch. I wish I had been as smooth back when I was working at a sporting goods store and the brothers were checking out some Jordans and I thought they were motioning for the high five and I was left looking like the goofy white bastard that I am. So ashamed.
they don’t teach those instincts at the Academy! Absolute instantaneaous survey of the situation and the proper read and response by Barney Fife.
Buddy, it’s just a hundred dollar fine now in MA if it’s a small amount.
I know, good law. This was in 2003.
anybody else think this is a weak post by pres?
It is an awful law, we should lock up and ruin the lives of anyone with a join, or a dime bag!!!!
WEED IS THE DEVIL
(sarcasm for any of you mental midgets)
Rico, I thought Vicki Vallancourt was the devil?
That’s only the law if you’re not in a school zone.
Next project, try and find any place in Boston that’s not in a school zone.
The old bp cop the big guy used to be Boston’s top homicide detective. I’m not sure if he retired or what.
Ah the awkward poorly timed high five/fist bump, it’s gotta be in the top 5 most awkward things a man can do. The officer could have recovered more smoothly if if lifts up his other arm and pretends to stretch, rather than what he did.
Haha….damn you can’t do anything wrong without it being put on the net