DM – A study has shown that male weightlifters can lift heavier objects after watching erotic videos. Scientists showed different types of video clips to male athletes and then studied their workout performances afterwards. They discovered changes in salivary testosterone samples and subsequent squat performance after the weightlifters watched the pornographic clips, Discover Magazine website reported. It said looking at different types of videos produced incredibly different reactions in saliva. The male athletes found pornography helped them lift heavier weights after they had viewed the sexual clips. Erotic, aggressive, funny, training and motivational clips prompted a noticeable increase in testosterone.

I’m a little confused by this study. Like how exactly did they do it? Did they have a bunch of bros sit down and watch porn without jerking off then go to the gym? That wouldn’t make any sense. It’s impossible to watch porn without jerking off. That’s shit that Jeffery Dahmer and other psychopaths do. It would be like watching a sporting event without a beer, it’s just unnatural. Plus it’s pretty tough to do squats and shit when you’re still rocking a semi because a scientist made you start pumping iron before the money shot. Or, did they have them watch porn and beat it then go to the gym? Because that makes even less sense. Who the hell has that kind of energy after cumming? It’s a fucking chore for me to close the porn window before I roll over and clean myself up, let alone head to the gym and bang out military presses. Either way I’m calling bullshit on this study.

PS – this is the picture DailyMail chose to run with the story…

Good choice, you guys. That dude looks like a real bodybuilder. Probably hammers out CrossFit in his masturbation lab/dungeon between sets of fucking his fleshlight.