New Survey Says Women Need To Have Sex Last 20 Minutes or Longer For Them To Have An Orgasm
DM- I’ve written a lot of sex books over the years and given a lot of advice. Most of it, I still stand by 20 years on. But there’s been an enormous amount of research into sex since I started out and we understand more about our sexual systems and responses now, than we ever have. This means original theories need to be reconsidered – and maybe completely rethought. What’s stood the test of time and what’s actually a load of rubbish? You should have sex for 20 minutes or longer. This one came about because of a survey result that said most women take 20 minutes to climax. Everyone took that to mean 20 minutes of general foreplay but in fact, it meant 20 minutes of direct and consistent clitoral stimulation.
So it takes 20 minutes of direct and consistent clitoral stimulation to get a chick to have an orgasm? Well fucking no wonder I suck at sex then. I always thought it was because I had a small dick or wasn’t doing it right. Nope it’s because I shoot my load too quick. Listen ladies, nobody wants to last longer than me. But I’d also love to look like Leonardo Dicaprio, have a cock like Lex Steele and have as much money as Richard Branson . In other words you don’t get everything you want in life. if I could fuck for 20 minutes straight I would. Consider yourself lucky if you get 20 seconds though. That’s not me talking. That’s natural selection talking. Men were built to spread their seed as fast as possible and move on and that’s exactly what I do. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and cum in 2 seconds and that’s all.
Your family must be so proud…
no you were right, its because you have a small penis. hence why your married an asian: theyre used to small dicks
Everyone* wants to last longer than you
just bust your nut and keep pounding away, works every time
Well its a good thing i don’t care about a woman’s satisfaction in bed.
A+
In other news, a new survey confirms that no woman has ever had an orgasm.
I finish the instant I sense my wife’s about to have an orgasm.
“I swear this hasn’t happened before” is one of my most frequently used sentences
Real quick – how hairy is the author’s vagina?
females can have orgasms?
23 seconds, high score!
You forgot to add that you also shoot blanks.
Fact.
woman can cum a lot quicker by eating them out. then u get on top and finish. then put on the hockey game.
HA! The article’s author’s name is Cox! Of course she knows all about sex. Cox!
Hey Mississippi, quick question about the hockey game. Why’d you turn it off in the first place? Is it wrong to watch the game during sex? I thought it was a requirement.
Just put the woman on top, she’ll finish faster…
while you watch TV and finish your drink without spilling it.
20mins? shit im happy if i last 2mins
That’s why men created kitchens, to keep women busy for the other 18 minutes.
Everyone knows why women fake orgasms……they think we care!!!!
Canadians do it doggy so they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada.
This has to be a sweeping generalization. I can go in 5 mins without any initial foreplay, where my bf concentrates on not blasting so hard that he lasts forever.
I like when u are gonna bust early and you try to play it as, “do u want me to cum,baby?” You pray she says yes, give it to me. You dread it if she hits you with – no baby, no, please not yet. That’s the lowest moment in life cause u can’t stop that speeding train. You just have to blow and try to get away with – I couldn’t help it. You are so damn hot, and hope the flattery outdoes her immense sexual disappointment. Better shape up after that mulligan, though.
How unfortunate for my wife
My vagina would fall out if guys lasted 20 minutes.
If a girl knows how to get off then its pretty easy to get chicks off.. you start on top and when you’re about to blow, you switch to the bottom and let them ride skin boat to tuna town! If you ever get close to busting, just think of retards eating.
Switch out to your nose its probably bigger than your dick anyway
I know it’s not for everybody, but never underestimate the power of a good eatout sesh. Also, if you’ve never had the experience of a latino chick whispering “ay papi, que rico” in your ear as you take her to pound town, you’ve never truly lived. True story.
What a bullshit study. My girl came in 2 mins last night and I didn’t even touch her clit.
That’s fucking sad Pres, but props for being truthful. If you can’t fuck for an hour and satisfy the female, you are a sad little man.
Oh, I forgot to add “after 3 whiskeys”. My bad.
Eating my wife out for ~5 mins, then doggy while she rubs her clit…we’re both done in appx 7 mins. Then I’m snoring 2 minutes later.
Just picture a ’93 Donruss card of Lenny Dykstra to stay focused.
I’m sure she did @leat.. I bet you she also told you that you are hung like a black guy. Totally believable.
If she needs 20 min. she’d better be 16 minutes deep before she tags me in.
Best way to last longer is to try and bang before you have to be somewhere. If I have to rush – impossible to get off.
Truth: my wife has an orgasm every time, and 99% of the time before I do. Perfection! Gentlemen, you should be so lucky.
best blog/comment section of the week.
kingofclowns said it perfectly. I agree 100%
true story: if you write true story on a comment, this article was written specifically for you
and no, my comment is not an exception to that rule
Survey was of a bunch of retarded women while they were eating.
Hell, some can in 20 seconds.