NH Dudes Trying To Bring Back Old School Gym Class
Listen I don’t want to brag but I was the most dominant gym class player in the history of Gym Class. I know I say shit like this all the time, but it’s true. I was a child prodigy. Like 90 times faster than every other kid in the world. In fact I think my parents signed a letter of intent for me to play football and baseball at Texas when I was 9. Unfortunately the older I got the slower and worse at everything I got and people started catching up to me. I went from being the next Bo Jackson to barely being a DIII athlete by the time I was an adult. Anyway the point of all this is even as somebody who completely and totally dominated PE, I would never want to go back and play those games again. I mean if I got on one of those scooters and tried to wheel myself around a gym right now I’m pretty sure all my bones would break including my dick. You want to stay in shape and do something athletic ? Play hoops like a normal person. Leave Steal the Bacon for little kids.
PS – I was 142-0 in Steal The Bacon. It got so bad when kids were called to against me they didn’t come out. They knew it was futile.
“Old School P.E.” = “Peter Pan”
Grow-up dudes.
Best part of gym class was the one day a year that the teacher let us play boys against girls bombardment. Absolute fucking carnage.
Barely a DIII Athlete? c’mon Pres, let’s not get aggressive here.
i’d smoke you in pillow hockey
How old were you when you stopped trying in Gym class? I hope once you got pubes.
Casey Tatum would SMOKE YOU at tonsil hockey!
I stopped in middle school
Bree Olson makes me feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
Steal the bacon! I loved that game.
the dept of agriculture , and today’s parents, just called. They want you to change that games name to “carefully snatch the H1N1″.and to remind you, that there are no winners and losers, just participants(who promise not to overdo it, because you might get a booboo)
Pillow hockey was my game. I dominated in that shit.