Sex Robot

LAS VEGAS — A New Jersey company says it has developed “the world’s first sex robot,” a life-size rubber doll that’s designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement. Douglas Hines, founder of Lincoln Park, N.J.-based True Companion LLC, said Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. The real aim, he said, is to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to.”Sex only goes so far – then you want to be able to talk to the person,” Hines said. Owners will also be able to select different personalities for Roxxxy, from “Wild Wendy” to “Frigid Farrah,” Hines said. He’s charging somewhere from $7,000 to $9,000 for the robot, including the laptop, and expects to start shipping in a few months. A Japanese company, Honey Dolls, makes life-size sex dolls that can play recorded sounds, but Roxxxy’s sensors and speech capabilities appear to be more sophisticated. Hines’ goals are certainly more far-reaching.

Let me get this straight. It costs 9K for a sex doll that talks? And not the good kind of talk either.  Like it doesn’t say “stick your cock in my asshole” and shit like that.   It’s more of  the “let’s hold hands” type of stuff? Shit, that was the only area that the doll had an advantage on real girls in the first place. It knew when to keep it’s mouth shut. Seriously these have to be the worst sex doll makers in the world right? I mean it’s not fucking scientist dude. You want to build the ultimate sex doll/woman? Have it suck a mean dick, have it be attractive looking, have it be good at fucking and have it never say a word. And maybe be able to cook too. Boom! Done! Unfortunately even God couldn’t even figure out how to make chicks work like this so I doubt you guys will be able to either. Good luck though.