NJ Governor Chris Christie’s #1 Priority….Making Sure Fat Kids Don’t Get Screwed Out Of Their Halloween Candy
This tweet cracked me up last night. In the middle of New Jersey literately getting washed away to sea Chris Christie tweeted that he will not let this hurricane stop Trick or Treating. People dying in the streets, trapped in their houses and all this fatzo cares about is making sure fat kids get their candy on. Fatties looking out for fatties. Funny.
Wake up with Chris Christie…oh Sandy you are a cruuuuuuel bitch.
Hardooooo. Seriously I don’t know how anyone can not like this guy.
How long do you think it’s been since he’s seen his penis?
Oh how he wishes that microphone was a big size Baby Ruth.
is he a socialist? wants us to share our candy like he is!
Pres, as a fellow fatty you should be very excited for 2016 when christie becomes president and immediately undoes all the hard work mumbles and bloomberg have done making food healthier.
For everyone shitting on him for his personal appearances, he really is the man. Does whatever the fuck he wants.
Englewood is right. Christie is the fucking man
3 more years and that belt will be wrapped around his neck
ya suck it Michelle Obama.
Shit marks in Christies undies look like a Ed Hardie t shirt
It’s pathetic when people give a politician credit for being a complete asshole. This fat fuck has done nothing for the state of New Jersey and is only good at yelling to get his point across.