N.J. Student Suspended Over ‘Hot Girl’ Tournament
MONTVILLE, N.J. — A New Jersey high school student has been suspended for organizing a contest in which boys voted on the school’s best-looking girls in a bracket modeled on the NCAA basketball tournament. Mike Butrym, of Towaco, says he was continuing a Montville High School tradition and believes his five-day suspension is too harsh. The contest was called “May Madness.” Teenage boys chose 16 female students from each grade. Each day, they paired off the girls and judged them on their appearance. Winners advanced to the next round. He was suspended for “intimidation, harassment and insubordination.”
Intimidation? Harassment? Insubordination? They are acting like this kid killed somebody. Listen if God didn’t want guys dehumanizing chicks and treating them as sex objects then he would have just made everybody dudes. Seriously since when did we start living in Communist China? When did our Constitutional right to vote on hot chicks get abolished. I mean what’s next? No dressing sluts up as naughty nurses and having contests? No grabbing chicks asses in the clubs? No smokeshow of the day? I won’t let it happen! I can’t let that happen! Sometimes a smut peddler has to draw a line in the sand and say enough is enough. Today is that day my friends. Because if we don’t fight for our right to treat chicks like bitches then one day they will truly be equal and then what? I don’t want to even live to find out….

Thats a sweet idea, EP, when do we get to vote on hot 16 year olds?
if we don’t fight for our right to treat chicks like bitches then one day they will truly be equal and then what? I don’t want to even live to find out….
AMEN to that! That would be a sad fucking world
el prez, long time viewer, first time poster. Wish I had something more clever to come up with other than, How come my HS wasn’t more like Montville 10 years ago ?!
Can we do a wake up with the winner… or is that just not cool?
sorry gedman, she’s booked for the next barstool cover.
Yeah Gedman, what upgrayedd said, eat a dick.
in NJ, huh. wonder how many of the contestants date slick haired/ shiny shoed douchbags
I am going to the liquor store tonight… gonna be sweet.
Last years winner: http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01074/94/46/1074676449_m.jpg
» pick master said: { May 8, 2009 – 05:05:26 }
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
FUCKING PERFECT!! All i can think about is her in a rosie perez voice saying “what is a quince?”
May Madness? That’s weak.
We did this in my high school, called it “The Horny Tourney” and the girls even helped do the seeding in each bracket.
“if we don’t fight for our right to treat chicks like bitches then one day they will truly be equal and then what? I don’t want to even live to find out…”
look what happens when we let them drive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ
Wow..
Not one of you homos cared to comment on that pic?
Wow
wait….these are FUCKING high school girls?? where the fuck were these girls when i was in high school? the principle better be more worried about these high school girls takin roids…cause they look at least 25 and what would modern day america be without testing the may madness?
Yougotrondod, are you a fucking moron?
Yes, yes you are.
whoa sorry dude it was a joke….look at this guy he comes to a funny ass website and takes shit seriously…..get off your high horse……and of course these girls arent high school girls as you can see their “over age drinking at a bar wristbands” dipshit..and it would be totally out of line to be checking out underage girls, thats not cool….so go shit in your hand and squeeze it…..now i have more inportant things to do today than argue with you so sit at home in your parents basement, wearing your lettermans jacket that everyone knows you didnt really earn, drinking your PBR dreaming about your magical high school days when you were a backup left guard and think of something clever to say and maybe, maybe ill check it later to see what you can come up with…have a good day though
Yougotrondod – Just proved Noonans point you are a fucking moron….worst chirps ever!
EL PREZ – You may have been out of place at Tao but fuck man look at those broads….WOW