No Big Deal, Russia Just Getting Fucked Up With Some Meteors
DM – A terrifying meteorite shower left more than 950 people injured, buildings devastated and the mobile network wiped out when it hit Russia this morning. Brightly burning rocks could be seen for miles as they crashed at around 9.20am local time and one bystander described it ‘like a scene from the Armageddon movie.’ The meteorite is believed to have landed in a lake near Chebarkul, a town in the neighbouring Chelyabinsk region. The city of Chelyabinsk, 900 miles east of Moscow and close to the Kazakhstan border, took the brunt of the super sonic impact.
Putin vs the Meteors, who ya got?
Seriously though this is kinda nuts. Do we need to go out to the oil rig and get Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to save the world? Did Putin just import Superman? Is this the start of end of days shit? Because I know there’s that meteor that’s supposed to miss earth by like 30 feet. Is this part of that one? Don’t lie to us government, because if all life on this planet is getting killed out soon then there are some things I need to do, i.e. drugs and hookers. Come clean so I can get fucked up and bang sluts, will ya? Nah I heard Bill Nye tell us that we have nothing to worry about so I’m sure we’re fine.
Just a good thing this meteor shower didn’t happen in the US. We’d probably be giving the meteors all kinds of rights and amnesty and shit. Maybe hook them up with a belated Valentines Day card so they don’t feel left out.
You heard it first from JMac!
Last paragraph was actually good. Can’t wait til Neil blogs this so I can read the same story on all 5 of the sites.
“Seriously though this is kinda nuts.”
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What? That four BSS bloggers had to write about this? C’mon. There should be a two-blogger limit to all stories. Shit is getting retarded.
Does every fucking car in Russia have a dashboard cam?
Hope Rocco Siffredi didnt get killed.
carl, you just gotta look at it like a chance to hone commenting skills. I think most commenters could look at it as 50% chance if its on Chicago you get to tell neil he sucks. Philly you get tell Mo he sucks and then you bring the A game for NYC or Boston.
JMac is the worst thing to happen to barstool since howitzergate
Your arm hair is meteor inpenitrable.
J-Mac, GO THE FUCK AWAY
@Numero Two:
Gotcha. Still moronic to have EP push the Superblog for this. Go to any news website. Thousands of different things to write about. We can still tell Neil and Mo that they suck.
@MrTightJeans, yes, for insurance purposes.
Tunguska Event
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
Shit always happening in Russia
Last paragraph was actually hilarious, the rest was not needed.
Well if you’re getting all adventurous and trying things before the world ends I might have something you can play with for a little while.
Commies listen to the worst music.
Can we write a blog about the shitty fucking music these russians are listening to?
https://www.amherst.edu/people/facstaff/tldumm This asshole went to Penn State. He prefers his sexual assaults to come from the coaches, not the players.
shit, wrong post. I’m a fucktard.
Maybe they will hire Prez’s nose to deflect the next one.
They have dash cams bc of the amount of accidents that happen and to record the rampant police abuse. We should do the same.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-russian-drivers-have-dash-cams-2012-12
Why is it that no one said anything when they saw this happening? It’s like they legit weren’t even surprised.
Why are so many Russians recording their driving experience? And dont they ever freak out when they see crazy shit like this, they’re always so quiet
I think one of those songs playing in a car was Hearts on Fire
JMac tries way too hard. You could of just wrote “Whopper Jr. no cheese”…and it would have been better than that
Andrew, it’s because they’re not black.
How the fuck were 950 people injured but noone killed ?
“Many of the injured were cut by flying glass as they flocked to windows, curious about what had produced such a blinding flash of light.”