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NORTHFIELD, Vt. — A college student from Hanover faces criminal charges for allegedly luring a freshman to a fake party, tying him to a chair and sexually assaulting him. Michael Masse, 18, and another freshman at Norwich University, Jonathan S. Philbrook, 18, of Rochester, have been charged in the case and are due to go to court on Dec. 10. Masse faces the most serious charges: lewd and lascivious conduct, aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. Philbrook is charged with simple assault and disorderly conduct. The incident happened on October 4 at the private military academy in Vermont. Northfield Police Chief Jeffrey Shaw told The Times Argus newspaper that the victim was invited to a room in dormitory at about 10:30 p.m. under the false pretense that there was a birthday party. Police say Masse hit his genitalia against the victim’s head. An upper-classmen assigned to the group of freshman heard a commotion and stopped the incident, then reported it to school officials who called police.

I’ve never understood shit like this. Like who got the worst of it here? The kid who got teabagged or the kid who did the teabagging? Yeah I understand that it sucks to get a dick dragged across your face, but I’d be just as repulsed by sticking my cock in a guys grillmix. I mean both are not optimal situations. I just don’t get why anybody would want to haze another dude by dropping their dick on his face? Maybe if it was a chick I’d understand but another guy? Make him do your laundry or something and call it a day unless this is your bag. IE Michael Masse likes dick.

PS - How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think you’ve been invited to a birthday party by a kid who just wants to tie you up and teabag you?  Like pick up on some social cues dude.    This kid hates your guts.  He’s not asking you to hang out because he likes you.   He’s obviously setting you up for some dick to the face.